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An absolute cracker that all the Gers fans sang for the Big Man,...and im sure all Villa fans will luv it too,..... with a few "Villa alterations" of course :lol:

.......CARLOS CUELLAR VILLA CENTRE HALF

NANANANANANANANANA HEs 6ft 2 with curly hair

his teeth are **** but we dont care CARLOS CUELLAR VILLA CENTRE HALF!!!! :)

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Priceless - just what we need some good old songs !!! Im in Heaven, now for the striker and the right midfielder and Joe Cole and we are there.

So why not swap Barry for Alonso and Pennant - Barry must be thicker than I ever imagined if he wants to leave us !!

I cannot wait for Thursday and Sunday - no sleeping just like xmas.

UTV !!

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It's the Torres tune for Cuellar

He's the rock in our back four, Cuellar Cuellar

The opposition score no more, Cuellar Cuellar

He's 6ft 3 with curly hair

His teeth are **** but we don't care

He's Carlos Cuellar, the Rangers centre half.

NANA NANA NANA NANA NANA etc

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He's the rock in our back 4 Cuellar , Cuellar

The opposition score no more Cuellar, Cuellar

He's six foot three wi curly hair

His teeth are **** but we don't care

He's Carlos Cuellar the VILLA!!!! centre half.

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Found the tune....

Cuellar de Villa

Cuellar de Villa

If he doesn't scare you

No Centre Half Will

You'll see him play for Villa so just chill

Cuella de Villa

Cuella de Villa

I'll get mi coat...

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An absolute cracker that all the Gers fans sang for the Big Man,...and im sure all Villa fans will luv it too,..... with a few "Villa alterations" of course :lol:

.......CARLOS CUELLAR VILLA CENTRE HALF

NANANANANANANANANA HEs 6ft 2 with curly hair

his teeth are **** but we dont care CARLOS CUELLAR VILLA CENTRE HALF!!!! :)

Absolute classic.

cant wait to sing this.... :lol::lol::lol:

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He's the rock in our back 4 Cuellar , Cuellar

The opposition score no more Cuellar, Cuellar

He's six foot three wi curly hair

His teeth are **** but we don't care

He's Carlos Cuellar the VILLA!!!! centre half.

I think we should sing it in the way liverplop sing the torres one in the sing it with the lyrics once then just sing the na na na na bit ending with carlos cuellar villas centre half.

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Surely to the words of that bloody annoying Umbrella song would be brilliant. Was it by Rhianna?

We all love Carlos Cuellar, Cuellar, Cuellar, eh eh eh

His name is Carlos Cuellar, Cuellar Cuellar

I'm sure there's a verse to that song but I can't look it up now as I have an exam in 2 hours, I really should stop thinking about stupid songs and get back to revising.

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Surely to the words of that bloody annoying Umbrella song would be brilliant. Was it by Rhianna?

We all love Carlos Cuellar, Cuellar, Cuellar, eh eh eh

His name is Carlos Cuellar, Cuellar Cuellar

I'm sure there's a verse to that song but I can't look it up now as I have an exam in 2 hours, I really should stop thinking about stupid songs and get back to revising.

Haha this sounds like a great one

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Can we not all just agree on the 'Torres tune' for him, stop trying to come up with other songs and learn that one? Thats the only way it will catch on

He left Glasgow for the Villa Cuellar Cuellar

He likes to drink his Sangria Cuellar Cuellar

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair

He's class on the ground and in the air

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half

na na na na na na na na na na...........

Carlos Cuellar Villa's Centre half

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I think the chorus "Carlos Cuellar Villa's Centre Half"...needs an extra word to make it work..

It used to be Ranger's Centre Half

So surely it should be . Carlos Cuellar.. "Now Villa's Centre Half" or "The Villa's Centre Half"

Also would it sound better if first line was

He left the Hun's for the Villa...Cuellar...Cuellar?

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This HAS to be his song, whatever version of it we sing. **** the Liverpool fans who will say we stole their Torres song, the words will obviously be different and they stole the tune from Man Utd who sing it about O'Shea anyway.

Imagine our away ends and the Holte bouncing to this. If he's sub sunday and he comes warming up towards the Holte this ha to be started, how good would that make him feel if the Holte all rose and started bouncing singing his name

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