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barry's song

I saw him today at a reception

A transfer request in his hand

I knew he'd fallen for his own reflection

At his feet was his footloose man

You can't always get what you want

You can't always get what you want

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes you might find

You get what you need

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To the tune of the Flinstones

Friedel, He's Brad Friedel,

He's joined the Villa family,

From the, town of Lakewood,

He's the best keeper in history

Needs a bit of editing I feel.

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

Craig Gardner is **** versatile

**** versatile,

**** versatile,

Craig Gardner is **** versatile,

**** versatile,

**** versatile,

Number 1 is Gardner,

Number 2 is Gardner,

Number 3 is Gardner,

Number 4 is Gardner,

etc etc

Friedel one is genius

Where did all the 'so's go out of the second one? It's doesn't fit without them.

haha i was going to mention it works much better without them but i didn't say it, although still left it how i edited them. the problem is that "is so" when sung sounds sloppy, especially in a crowd of 10,000 or so and sung in quick succession like in that song. without it it sounds so much clearer, just replace 'is' with 'in a'.

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To the tune Winter Wonderland:

There

To the tune Winter Wonderland:

There's only 1 Gareth Barry, 1 Gareth Barry

he's stayin with us

To lift a trophy next may

laughing at the scousers as he goes

:| It doesn't rhyme

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Guys how does the "my old man.. said be a city fan" song go?

cheers.. waiting to send text abuse to blue noses worldwide

Where have you been hiding?

My old man said be a City fan

and i said bollocks you're a word removed, you're a word removed

we hate the Blues and we're gonna show it

we hate the Blues and we **** know it

with Spinksy and Birchy, Alan McInally, they're the boys thats gonna do us fine

and if you support the Blues you're a Bluenose bastard and you aint no friend of mine

altogether now...

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One for when Barry comes back

To the tune of Daddy Cool

Barry....Barry boooooooooooooooo!!

Barry...Barry boooooooooooooooo!!

After the Walsall game the papers claimed we were singing 'Barry, Barry who?' when in fact we were singing Salifou's song, poor bloke had his song took off him by the papers :lol:

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Brad Friedel F**k Yeah here to save the mother f**king day, Brad Friedel F**k Yeah cleansheets are the only way!! for those that have seen Team America you will understand! Could be cleaned up for a more family friendly song but i am too hungover to think right now.

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he'll kick a through ball in,

a long ball out,

in, out, in, out,

he'll kick it all about,

you do the reo-coker and you turn around,

and thats what its all about.

WHOOOAAAH NIGEL REO-COKER, WHOOOAH NIGEL REO-COKER!!

i could see that being belted out of the holte end!

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he'll kick a through ball in,

a long ball out,

in, out, in, out,

he'll kick it all about,

you do the reo-coker and you turn around,

and thats what its all about.

WHOOOAAAH NIGEL REO-COKER, WHOOOAH NIGEL REO-COKER!!

i could see that being belted out of the holte end!

I like it but i think him tackling would be better and i can't seem to make it fit with the whhhooooaahh bit in:

'He puts his right foot in

His right foot out

In out in out

We aint got any doubt,

Nigel Reo-Coker is the best around

And thats what its all about

Niiiiiigel Reo-Coker, Niiiiiiiigel Reo-Coker, Niiiiiigel Reo-Coker,

Nigel Reo Cooo-ker'

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Does anyone know the alternate words to my old man?

I don't know if it's just a cockney version for united fans to sing or what think its goes like....

....i said bollocks ur a word removed

with hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners...

Then I dunno what comes next

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Does anyone know the alternate words to my old man?

I don't know if it's just a cockney version for united fans to sing or what think its goes like....

....i said bollocks ur a word removed

with hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners...

Then I dunno what comes next

Man Utd sing:

'My old man said be a City fan

I said bollocks you're a word removed, you're a word removed

I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it

Than be a City fan for just one minute

With hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners

We'll show those city b*stards how to fight (how to fight),

I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,

Than be a city fan! (all together now)'

Stolen from us, but not as good as our version

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To the tune of Amy Winhouse 'Rehab'

We tried to make MON sign right back but he said 'no, no, no'

Yes he's been slack and when we come back he'll know know know

He ain't got the time and Randy thinks he's fine

We tried to make him buy a right back but he's too slow slow slow

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One i prepard earlier

To the tune of the Carbone one we used to sing

Delfouneso, oooooh

Delfouneso, oooooh

He plays for the Villa

He's better than Drogba

Delfouneso, ooooh

Delfouneso, ooooh

So you can keep Torres

Delfouneso is the best.

Delfouneso, ooooh

Delfouneso, ooooh.

And repeat

I know it's not factually accurate at this stage but hey, what songs are? :lol: , i'd prefer an original one for this kid though, something new and fresh for our newest star in the making, i'm surprised he hasn't got one already to be honest, i remember Luke had one as soon as he stepped on the pitch on his debut against small thiefs.

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Shaun Shaun you're magic and you're wee

Men wear skirts in your country

It could be worse, you could be a Nose

Dressed head to toe in your Burberry clothes

Then we could sing 'Super Stevie Sidwell'

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he'll kick a through ball in,

a long ball out,

in, out, in, out,

he'll kick it all about,

you do the reo-coker and you turn around,

and thats what its all about.

WHOOOAAAH NIGEL REO-COKER, WHOOOAH NIGEL REO-COKER!!

i could see that being belted out of the holte end!

To the tune of the Flinstones

Friedel, He's Brad Friedel,

He's joined the Villa family,

From the, town of Lakewood,

He's the best keeper in history

hope both of these take off, bloody brilliant

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he'll kick a through ball in,

a long ball out,

in, out, in, out,

he'll kick it all about,

you do the reo-coker and you turn around,

and thats what its all about.

WHOOOAAAH NIGEL REO-COKER, WHOOOAH NIGEL REO-COKER!!

i could see that being belted out of the holte end!

Tried to get similar going last summer for NRC but never caught on

but either or a combination would be great IMO.

He put's his left foot in...His right foot out

In out ...In Out ..He put's himself about

His name is Reo-Coker ..can turn a game around

That's what he's all about

Whoooo Nigel Reo Coker....Whooo Nigel Reo Coker

Whoooo Nigel Reo Coker

Scores goals, makes goals

He'll turn you inside out....

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