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I know we've half been singing it for a while in a few of the pubs before away games, but it has come to my intention Liverpool are intending to sing it about Robbie Keane so we need to get it going at Reading properly

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To the tune of the Beatles classic - let it be

Ashley Young,

Ashley Young,

Ashley Young,

Oh Ashley Young,

Villas number 7...

Ashley Youuuunng

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I know we've half been singing it for a while in a few of the pubs before away games, but it has come to my intention Liverpool are intending to sing it about Robbie Keane so we need to get it going at Reading properly

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To the tune of the Beatles classic - let it be

Ashley Young,

Ashley Young,

Ashley Young,

Oh Ashley Young,

Villas number 7...

Ashley Youuuunng

That is quality

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Brad Fridel,

Woooahhhhh,

Brad Fridel,

Woooahhhhh,

He comes from America,

He play for Villllllla.

Same can be sung about Guzan, regarding they both come ofcourse.

Feedback welcome. :D

You can guarantee it will be 'Friedel, Friedel, Friedel'. Inventive

The first said chant is hardly inventive though is it!Just as cringeworthy if you ask me.

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Jog on, Jog on

You scouser scum

Cus you'll never sign Barry

You'll never sign Barry

Dont care what we sing against that lot, as long as we let Gerrard know how much we all hate him.

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To the tune of the Flinstones

Friedel, He's Brad Friedel,

He's joined the Villa family,

From the, town of Lakewood,

He's the best keeper in history

Needs a bit of editing I feel.

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

Craig Gardner is so **** versatile

So **** versatile,

So **** versatile,

Craig Gardner is so **** versatile

So **** versatile,

So **** versatile,

Number 1 is Gardner,

Number 2 is Gardner,

Number 3 is Gardner,

Number 4 is Gardner,

etc etc

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To 'you'll never walk alone':

'Gerrard Gerrard

you're a word removed you're a word removed

And you'll always be a word removed

You'll always be a word removed

Gerrard Gerrard

Rafa Rafa

you're a word removed you're a word removed

and you'll always be a word removed

you'll always be a word removed

Rafa Rafa'

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To the tune of the Flinstones

Friedel, He's Brad Friedel,

He's joined the Villa family,

From the, town of Lakewood,

He's the best keeper in history

Needs a bit of editing I feel.

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

Craig Gardner is **** versatile

**** versatile,

**** versatile,

Craig Gardner is **** versatile,

**** versatile,

**** versatile,

Number 1 is Gardner,

Number 2 is Gardner,

Number 3 is Gardner,

Number 4 is Gardner,

etc etc

Friedel one is genius

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To the tune of the Flinstones

Friedel, He's Brad Friedel,

He's joined the Villa family,

From the, town of Lakewood,

He's the best keeper in history

Needs a bit of editing I feel.

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

Craig Gardner is **** versatile

**** versatile,

**** versatile,

Craig Gardner is **** versatile,

**** versatile,

**** versatile,

Number 1 is Gardner,

Number 2 is Gardner,

Number 3 is Gardner,

Number 4 is Gardner,

etc etc

Friedel one is genius

Where did all the 'so's go out of the second one? It's doesn't fit without them.

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loving the work paddy, heard

thought of young Ashley young..

Ashley Young, our Ashley Young

We need you, oh how we need you

Give the ball to Jon or Gab

score a goal and leave us glad

Tell us, what did u do wrong

To get caught showing off your shlong

bit of re-worded needed, but if your going to search for the lyrics be very careful what you type in :shock:

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To the tune of "Nelly the Elephant"

Rafa and Steve came to the Villa to tap up Gareth Barry,

They got sent home by MON...

****, Right, Off!

The fat waiter tried real hard but he had no money,

Until he bought Robbie Keane...

****, Right, Off!

Gareth Barry stayed at the Villa and shit on Steven Gerrard,

One nil to Aston Villa...

****, Right, Off!

The scousers tried and tried again but got nowhere close,

There's only one thing left to say...

****, Right, Off!

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