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100 years and won **** all SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

The laughing stock of football SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

They changed their name

They're Still the same

And now they're going down again

SMALL HEATH ALLIANCE, BIRMINGHAMS SMALLEST CLUB

la la la la la la la la la.....

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100 years and won **** all SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

The laughing stock of football SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

They changed they're name

They're Still the same

And now they're going down again

SMALL HEATH ALLIANCE, BIRMINGHAMS SMALLEST CLUB

la la la la la la la la la.....

Really amazing. it's a shame to read all these great song ideas, only to never get them started!

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Nicked from a Chelsea song about Neville. To the tune of you'll never walk alone, capital letters are intentionally omitted:

rafa, rafa. you're a word removed, you're a word removed,

And you'll aaaallllwaays be a word removed

You'll AAALLLWAYS be a word removed

Repeat over and over again.

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Did anyone hear Man City singing 'Hey Thaksin, leave our Sven alone' to that song 'we dont need no education...' last week? We could change the words for Barry and Benitez, something like:

'We don't need your **** money

We don't want your cast offs no

HEY, RAFA, Leave Barry alone'

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100 years and won **** all SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

The laughing stock of football SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

They changed they're name

They're Still the same

And now they're going down again

SMALL HEATH ALLIANCE, BIRMINGHAMS SMALLEST CLUB

la la la la la la la la la.....

Really amazing. it's a shame to read all these great song ideas, only to never get them started!

we was singing this on our coach going there and coming back yesterday? you werent on my coach was you?

absolute quality song

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also a good song, dont no if already posted before.....

(Felix the cat tune? i think)

Follooooow Folloooooow Folloooooooow

because wer'e going to Inter totooooooo

we'll be playing in sheds, well be pissed out our heads

because we're going to inter totooooooo

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also a good song, dont no if already posted before.....

(Felix the cat tune? i think)

Follooooow Folloooooow Folloooooooow

because wer'e going to Inter totooooooo

we'll be playing in sheds, well be pissed out our heads

because we're going to inter totooooooo

I love that! I'd been trying to think of a Villa song to that tune, and failed miserably. Mine went summin like "if the noses are there, there'l be stamping on heads". Yours is so much better!

Anyway, whats wrong with..

You are my Barry, my Gareth Barry,

You make me happy, when skies are grey,

you dont know dear how much we love you,

So please don't take, my Barry away...

Also, I know he's already got a popular song, but what about changing the words of "livin la vida loca" to "nigel reo-coker". Ah wel, its an idea.

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100 years and won **** all SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

The laughing stock of football SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

They changed they're name

They're Still the same

And now they're going down again

SMALL HEATH ALLIANCE, BIRMINGHAMS SMALLEST CLUB

la la la la la la la la la.....

Really amazing. it's a shame to read all these great song ideas, only to never get them started!

we was singing this on our coach going there and coming back yesterday? you werent on my coach was you?

absolute quality song

No mate, was good to hear it being sung outside the pub before the game and at half time though

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also a good song, dont no if already posted before.....

(Felix the cat tune? i think)

Follooooow Folloooooow Folloooooooow

because wer'e going to Inter totooooooo

we'll be playing in sheds, well be pissed out our heads

because we're going to inter totooooooo

I love that! I'd been trying to think of a Villa song to that tune, and failed miserably. Mine went summin like "if the noses are there, there'l be stamping on heads". Yours is so much better!

Anyway, whats wrong with..

You are my Barry, my Gareth Barry,

You make me happy, when skies are grey,

you dont know dear how much we love you,

So please don't take, my Barry away...

Also, I know he's already got a popular song, but what about changing the words of "livin la vida loca" to "nigel reo-coker". Ah wel, its an idea.

should go

You are my Barry, my Gareth Barry,

You make me happy, when skies are grey,

so keep your lampard, and steven gerrard

please don't take, my Barry away

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Or as a full song:

You are my Barry, my Gareth Barry,

You make me happy, when skies are grey,

Better than Lampard, and Steven Gerrard,

So please don't take, my Barry, away.

La la la laaa laaa, la la la laaa laaa,

You make me happy, when skies are grey,

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard,

So please don't take, my Barry, away.

BARRY FOR VILLA! BARRY FOR VILLA!

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Couple of songs heard before blues game in the pub .

blues go down ! blues go down ! blues go down ! forever!

come back up ?

will they f--ck !

never beat the VILLA !!!

Carrrrson rolls the ball to barry ,

barry on to ashley young , then on to shaun maloney,

shaun maloney down the wing like a torpedo ,

puts the ball in the airrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !

for carew the holte end hero !

( to the" bladen races" tune , the old " spinksy rolls the ball to platty" tune).

full versionof this" with st george in my heart" england chant villa style.

keep the lion in my heart ! keep me villa !

keep the lion in my heart i pray!

keep the lion in my heart keep me villa,

keep me villa till my dying day!

no surrender ! no surrender !

no surrender !

to the blue nose scum!!

CUM ON YOU LIONS ! EUROPE HERE WE COME !

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heard a few singing this for young at home against wigan.

wolves use it for ebanks blake

works well as well,

nanananana, ashley ashley young, ashley young, ashley ashley young

was gonna suggest this the other week as blackpool sing it for wesley hoolahan

it could also be used for petrov imo

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what about afew of the championships team songs that they sing..but change the words..(hull + stoke)

hull sing this..

E I E I E I O,

Up the football league we go,

When we get promotion,

This is what we'll sing,

We are Hull,

We are Hull,

Phil Brown is our King...

(repeat)

villas version.

E I E I E I O,

Up the premier league we go.

When we play in europe,

This is what we'll sing,

We are Villa!

Aston Villa!

Martin is our king!...

(repeat)

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what about afew of the championships team songs that they sing..but change the words..(hull + stoke)

hull sing this..

E I E I E I O,

Up the football league we go,

When we get promotion,

This is what we'll sing,

We are Hull,

We are Hull,

Phil Brown is our King...

(repeat)

villas version.

E I E I E I O,

Up the premier league we go.

When we play in europe,

This is what we'll sing,

We are Villa!

Aston Villa!

Martin is our king!...

(repeat)

I love that. Love it.

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