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MOD's help required on this one.

When it started oh so many years ago, Tubby said he'd keep track of the songs. This seems to have failed.

Can't fault him for running away cos our support is 5hite my lord. This thread is dead and I DEMAND we start a proper thread called Villa Tunes.

If you take no heed, fine, but it really will mean we are deeeed on all levels!!!

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This is one that myself and Mafiavillain have worked on since the Rapid Vienna game. It's to the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin!

When the ball hits the net it's not Torres or Bent it's James Milner,

When one goal won't do and we've subbed John Carew it's James Milner,

Holte end sing Ashley on the wing Ashley on the wing and we'll sing Reo-Coker,

Delph will play so will Habib Beye so will Habib Beye and we'll cheer Carlos Cuellar (ugly fella!),

When the Villa need to score 'cos we don't want a draw it's James Milner,

'Cos he's got two quick feet and a cross that can beat centre halves,

When we need two or three and it's not Heskey or Delfouneso (sung as Del-Fon-So),

It'll be number 8 because he's **** great it's James Milner, James Milner it's James Milner.

The censors could change **** for Bloody if they want :lol:

copyright of Mafiavillain and Villarocker. Any unauthorised licensing of this material may lead to prosecution and a fine of up to 10 bottles of Bud per license holder :D

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If we go in the lead in the Derby -

Five in a row my lord, five in a row.

It's so quiet, it's so quiet, it's so quiet, St Andrews,

It's so quiet, it's so quiet, it's so quiet, St Andrews,

It's so easy, it's so easy, it's so easy, St Andrews,

It's so easy, it's so easy, it's so easy, St Andrews.

And -

Oh St Andrews (Oh St Andrews)

Is never full (Is never full)

Oh St Andrews is never full,

Unless the Villa are playing,

St Andrews is never full!

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If we go in the lead in the Derby -

Five in a row my lord, five in a row.

It's so quiet, it's so quiet, it's so quiet, St Andrews,

It's so quiet, it's so quiet, it's so quiet, St Andrews,

It's so easy, it's so easy, it's so easy, St Andrews,

It's so easy, it's so easy, it's so easy, St Andrews.

And -

Oh St Andrews (Oh St Andrews)

Is never full (Is never full)

Oh St Andrews is never full,

Unless the Villa are playing,

St Andrews is never full!

They wouls be brilliant.

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For Richard Dunne.

Richard Dunne,

Richard Dunne,

Keeping clean sheets just for fun,

We'll score goals,

you'll score none,

Aston Villa's Richard Dunne.

Or

The transfer window passed,

we saved the best for last.

Richard Dunne's at Villa now,

He's gonna kick your ass.

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