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"we dont drink whiskey and we dont drink rum, we are the villa boys from brum"

The thing is, I do both...is that a bad thing? Is there a history behind this particular chant and a reason for not drinking whiskey or rum?

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To the tune of "the animals went in 2 by 2"

Ashley Young, Agbonlahor, Carew, Carew

Ashley Young, Agbonlahor, Carew, Carew.

The pride of Brum

We hate the scum

We loved it when we won 5 - 1

ASTON VILLA we sh*t on the Blues

Repeat as necessary...

This is brilliant!! I've been singing it all day!

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To 'Any dream will do'

I close my eyes,

The match is startin,

sign someone Martin,

anyone will do.

With Randy's cash,

we could sign Top class,

But you'll sign Dean Windass.

cos he's english too.

:lol: i love it

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To the tune of "the animals went in 2 by 2"

He's half a man and half a girl torres, torres...

He's half a man and half a girl torres, torres...

He's a queer he like's the cock...

He sell's his arse on albert dock....

Fernando torres britney spears head!...

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I'm sure some of you will have heard the new MUSE song UPRISING

I think the chorus could sound amazing sung from the Holte End. There's no need to change the words or anything. Think of it as a statement to the Big 4. I'm feckin sick of their domination and the apparent one step forward and two steps back the mighty Villa have endured. Think of this as an Uprising of sorts. Getting Villa Back to where we belong - starting from the terraces!

Here's a youtube link if you want to hear the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtuYLQj6VOs

Here's the words:

THEY WILL NOT FORCE US

THEY WILL STOP DEGRADING US

THEY WILL NOT CONTROL US

WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS

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To the tune of "the animals went in 2 by 2"

He's half a man and half a girl torres, torres...

He's half a man and half a girl torres, torres...

He's a queer he like's the cock...

He sell's his arse on albert dock....

Fernando torres britney spears head!...

Correction - according to lad from work who's an Evertonian its:

He's half a boy and half a girl torres torres

He looks just like a Transvestite torres torres

He wears a frock and likes the cock

He sells his arse on albert dock

Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on ther side

His Hheadband proved he was a gay torres torres

He suc*ed off Stevie G today torres torres

He takes it up the f****g rear

The dirty little Spanish queer

Faernando Torres Liverpools Ladyboy....

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To 'Any dream will do'

I close my eyes,

The match is startin,

sign someone Martin,

anyone will do.

With Randy's cash,

we could sign Top class,

But you'll sign Dean Windass.

cos he's english too.

Lol Brilliant.

agreed, superb.

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To the tune of Sitting on the Dock of the Bay - Surely something can be made out of that Here

At full back it's Warnock and Beye

Curtis Davies, clears away

At full back it's Warnock and Beye,

No wasting time, not today.

I'm sure someone can do better but that tune will work I reckon

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To the tune of All By Myself by Eric Carmen (I think):

Faabiiiaaann Deeeelph

I wanna be Faaabiiaaan Deeeelph

I would score,

Faaabiiiaaaan Deeelph

I waana be Faabiiiiaaan Deeelph

etc etc

Celine Dion's version

that's immense.

I reckon it would catch on. I'm not back in the stands until December at the eariest, probably not until next season. But if it has to wait until then and no-one else will start it it will have to wait...

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