mjmooney Posted March 25, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2011 I met David Cameron and Nick Clegg at work today. I'd like to say that I called Clegg a word removed and got escorted from the building after throwing my shoe at him, but I actually just shook his hand and wished him a nice day. But I gave him a filthy look. When his back was turned. Take that, you turncoat bastard. Did you speak to Cameron about Villa? He is a "Claret and Blue chap" after all.Oh I would SO love to do that. Me: Well "Dave" - I can call you "Dave", can't I? DC: Er, haha, yes, of course. Me: You're a Villa fan, aren't you? What do you think of this business of using Ash in the hole? And what about Downin? On the right or the left? DC: Oh, yes, up the Villa. I'm related to that McTavish, er McKenzie, er whatever, chap you know. So, how do you think we're doing as a government? Me: Well, shite actually. But that wasn't the question. Ash in the hole. DC: Well, I expect this Ash chap will benefit from our tax policies, because... Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! DC: With respect, we have to focus on the issues here... ME: ANSWER. THE. ****. QUESTION. DC: Look, it's been great talking to a fellow Aston City supporter, but I really must be getting along... ME: Cuellar or Clarke? 4-5-1 at home? Houllier, sack him or back him? Dave? DAVE!!! Come back here you little Tory clearing in the woods!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 I met David Cameron and Nick Clegg at work today. I'd like to say that I called Clegg a word removed and got escorted from the building after throwing my shoe at him, but I actually just shook his hand and wished him a nice day. But I gave him a filthy look. When his back was turned. Take that, you turncoat bastard. Did you speak to Cameron about Villa? He is a "Claret and Blue chap" after all. Oh I would SO love to do that. Me: Well "Dave" - I can call you "Dave", can't I? DC: Er, haha, yes, of course. Me: You're a Villa fan, aren't you? What do you think of this business of using Ash in the hole? And what about Downin? On the right or the left? DC: Oh, yes, up the Villa. I'm related to that McTavish, er McKenzie, er whatever, chap you know. So, how do you think we're doing as a government? Me: Well, shite actually. But that wasn't the question. Ash in the hole. DC: Well, I expect this Ash chap will benefit from our tax policies, because... Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! DC: With respect, we have to focus on the issues here... ME: ANSWER. THE. ****. QUESTION. DC: Look, it's been great talking to a fellow Aston City supporter, but I really must be getting along... ME: Cuellar or Clarke? 4-5-1 at home? Houllier, sack him or back him? Dave? DAVE!!! Come back here you little Tory clearing in the woods!!!! Two things. One it's "Clark" and two, what is ME doing there!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 25, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2011 For a pedant I'm surprisingly bad on the Clarke/Clark thing. I was the same with Davis/Davies. But you're thinking of ME, not Me. I know you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I met David Cameron and Nick Clegg at work today. I'd like to say that I called Clegg a word removed and got escorted from the building after throwing my shoe at him, but I actually just shook his hand and wished him a nice day. But I gave him a filthy look. When his back was turned. Take that, you turncoat bastard. Did you speak to Cameron about Villa? He is a "Claret and Blue chap" after all. Oh I would SO love to do that. Me: Well "Dave" - I can call you "Dave", can't I? DC: Er, haha, yes, of course. Me: You're a Villa fan, aren't you? What do you think of this business of using Ash in the hole? And what about Downin? On the right or the left? DC: Oh, yes, up the Villa. I'm related to that McTavish, er McKenzie, er whatever, chap you know. So, how do you think we're doing as a government? Me: Well, shite actually. But that wasn't the question. Ash in the hole. DC: Well, I expect this Ash chap will benefit from our tax policies, because... Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! DC: With respect, we have to focus on the issues here... ME: ANSWER. THE. ****. QUESTION. DC: Look, it's been great talking to a fellow Aston City supporter, but I really must be getting along... ME: Cuellar or Clarke? 4-5-1 at home? Houllier, sack him or back him? Dave? DAVE!!! Come back here you little Tory clearing in the woods!!!! Two things. One it's "Clark" and two, what is ME doing there!? ME is reporting on how stupid some English people can be, like most countries do with Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 For a pedant I'm surprisingly bad on the Clarke/Clark thing. I was the same with Davis/Davies. But you're thinking of ME, not Me. I know you are. For a pedant you surprisingly switched between correct capitalisation and incorrect capitalisation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 25, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2011 For a pedant I'm surprisingly bad on the Clarke/Clark thing. I was the same with Davis/Davies. But you're thinking of ME, not Me. I know you are. For a pedant you surprisingly switched between correct capitalisation and incorrect capitalisation. No I didn't. "Me" directly referenced the protagonist in the Cameron skit. As opposed to just plain old "me" in a sentence. Actually this whole me/ME thing does cause confusion. Which is why I usually refer to Her Ladyship as JaiME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Two things. One it's "Clark"... You may use this, young Padawan: [img=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b122/penguindevil/ClarkNotClarke.jpg] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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theunderstudy Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 Thanks G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Now the circle is complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My dickhead flatmate. First of all, things aren't clean enough around the place (or rather aren't to an OCD standard) so we devised a rota of cleaning tasks where we mark what we've done on the board. Now, apparently, things aren't 'dirty enough' to be cleaned (which is also coincidentally when he doesn't have many ticks next to his name on the board). He also hates confrontation and people disagreeing with him so when he started to ask me why I cleaned something yesterday when he had a couple of days and I disagreed, he gets aggressive and defensive as a typical reaction. These last 6 weeks can't go quickly enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 **** hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 **** hell.Feeling better today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My dickhead flatmate. First of all, things aren't clean enough around the place (or rather aren't to an OCD standard) so we devised a rota of cleaning tasks where we mark what we've done on the board. Now, apparently, things aren't 'dirty enough' to be cleaned (which is also coincidentally when he doesn't have many ticks next to his name on the board). He also hates confrontation and people disagreeing with him so when he started to ask me why I cleaned something yesterday when he had a couple of days and I disagreed, he gets aggressive and defensive as a typical reaction. These last 6 weeks can't go quickly enough. That's exactly my situation, Jonno! I've been living in a house with 2 workmates (one of which is my best friend for over 10 years), but a few weeks ago my best mate left to move in with his gf. Now I'm left with the other workmate, who sounds exactly like your housemate! We ended up having a big argument a few weeks ago and we agreed to now deal with our own rubbish. He's moving out Today, but I know that he's going to leave me loads of his crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Just be thankful he's moving out. I have to put up with this chump for another 6 weeks. He actually said yesterday 'only 6 weeks left guys, not hard to follow the rules, it's not a game, it's not a race to put your names on there', I felt like saying 'only 6 weeks left to avoid being a dickhead, after that you can do what you want!' Seriously though, who cares!? I can't stand these people who let so much trivial shit annoy them, like whether the carpet has enough dust on it to warrant a vacuum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Gay people. Not in a homophobic way though, not at all. More in a, dude, look at all the tits and fanny you're missing out on! But I suppose they dont like that. Either way, tits rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 My dickhead flatmate. First of all, things aren't clean enough around the place (or rather aren't to an OCD standard) so we devised a rota of cleaning tasks where we mark what we've done on the board. Now, apparently, things aren't 'dirty enough' to be cleaned (which is also coincidentally when he doesn't have many ticks next to his name on the board). He also hates confrontation and people disagreeing with him so when he started to ask me why I cleaned something yesterday when he had a couple of days and I disagreed, he gets aggressive and defensive as a typical reaction. These last 6 weeks can't go quickly enough. It's a rite of passage that everyone, at some time in their life, will move in with a complete knobhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 **** hell.Feeling better today? Yeah, that was in reaction to yours. (And testing to see if BOF had created the word filter for Jesus H Clark ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Bribe him with one of these: The 1.FC Kaiserslautern Toasted Sandwich Maker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Some Villa fans are real fuckwits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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