Stevo985 Posted November 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2012 Considers yourselves lucky, for some reason I got a phone sex call from Benteke. I was too intimated not to do what he was telling me to, so I wound up having to stand naked in the bathroom room at work with Belgian chocolate spread over my arse. My Benteke impression is dead on then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Has anyone else had a text off Papa John's today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 BOF will be displeased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 23, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted November 23, 2012 Considers yourselves lucky, for some reason I got a phone sex call from Benteke. I was too intimated not to do what he was telling me to, so I wound up having to stand naked in the bathroom room at work with Belgian chocolate spread over my arse. Didn't know that Benteke made house/office calls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I had a call from David O'Leary just to confirm the Villa team were a nice bunch of lads, followed by another by Doug Ellis confirming that he discovered the world wasn't flat not Christopher Columbus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joepane Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Darren Bent called me. He wanted to go fishing. He had all the right equipment (according to Chris Herd's missus) but couldn't find the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Ron told me I could claim compensation for a recent injury but didn't answer when I asked if the same applied to Dunne, Bent.and Bennett. He then mentioned I had a virus on my computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Ron Vlaar doesn't need a phone Whenever he raises his voice the whole world hears him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TezzRexx Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I had a call from Richard Dunne after training. Well, I think it was him, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KjParton Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I had a call from Chris Herd saying that he was "going to **** 'av me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I got a phone call from Stefan Postma. I couldn't sit down for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I had a call from Shay Given earlier today, at least I think it was him see he didnt talk, all I heard was the phone drop to the floor, a bit of fumbling, another drop to the floor then the line went dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooh-Ah Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I got an open letter from Gareth Barry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I had a call from Angel He didn't say a word The only way i knew it was him was because of the juan man band playing in the background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I think I had a call from Alex Mcleish as all I could hear in the background was a bunch of people snoring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Angel was at the Emirates last week, not sure if anyone else noticed him on Sky Sports' pre match build up to the derby game. Maybe he'll be making an appearance at Villa Park this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prmort Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Darren Bent just called me. We are meeting up to do some shopping, 5.30 Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I once had a call from Mrs Unsworth once, she was looking for David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I had a call from Doug once, he invented the phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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