irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: Hay How are you doing? From: Didddy Sent Date: 9/9/2011 1:33:40 PM View Profile View All Messages Chat with Didddy Family guy here, can give you so many exciting dirty experiences as i know my way round a woman and her sensitive bits...the rest i can leave for your imagination and if you want it to come true i'll be waiting for you Take Care Rizzy X X X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted September 9, 2011 Moderator Share Posted September 9, 2011 Deary me, it's a seedy world out there isn't it. How can you be a family man & a sex fiend at the same time? Have you heard of Joseph Fritzel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 This thread would probably be all over the internet if off topic was not members only As good as this thread is we're not the first forum to post fake online dating profile responses I bet we are the best due to Scuba Steve tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Deary me, it's a seedy world out there isn't it. How can you be a family man & a sex fiend at the same time? Have you heard of Joseph Fritzel? Haha brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 I want to be here when these boys get sent a link to this forum and find out what's really been going on! That aint going to happen!!!! What would you do if it was you! :shock: Good point. Although they need to be told it's a wind up just to see the reactions! I can't believe so many guys are desperate to nail one of the most heinous women I've ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 This thread would probably be all over the internet if off topic was not members only As good as this thread is we're not the first forum to post fake online dating profile responses I bet we are the best due to Scuba Steve tho! Just about to say, there may be many..but only 1 with Scuba Steve! Scuba Steve...we salute you!!! :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:Hi From: cubanlinkz Sent Date: 9/9/2011 1:42:36 PM View Profile View All Messages Chat with cubanlinkz Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 5:41:52 AM you scare me! lol why im a normal down to earth guy,x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hay How are you doing? From: Didddy Sent Date: 9/9/2011 1:43:02 PM View Profile View All Messages Chat with Didddy Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 5:41:18 AM I have a diving fantasy. Goggles, snorkel, wetsuit the lot. A bit weird but hey it gets me off! as long as it get you off and in the right move.....do you have a wet suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:top name! Lol From: 8th_sin Sent Date: 9/9/2011 1:45:17 PM View Profile View All Messages Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 5:42:56 AM no please tell me what you would do to me dressed up like that. If it's good I promise I will do cam with you... I love to tease so wud just softly rub ur nipples thru the suit. get them tiggling with the static. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmab Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:top name! Lol From: 8th_sin Sent Date: 9/9/2011 1:45:17 PM View Profile View All Messages Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 5:42:56 AM no please tell me what you would do to me dressed up like that. If it's good I promise I will do cam with you... I love to tease so wud just softly rub ur nipples thru the suit. get them tiggling with the static. :shock: There are some strange folk around ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hay How are you doing? From: Didddy Sent Date: 9/9/2011 1:51:02 PM View Profile View All Messages Chat with Didddy Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 5:47:17 AM last chance....what would you be dressed in? a hi-vis security jacket if you like......if you perfer me to be in a wet suit with snorkles then i'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:try me From: Dingdong71 Sent Date: 9/9/2011 1:57:14 PM View Profile View All Messages Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 5:45:54 AM Can you talk dirty to me and make me wet? I will help you. I have a weird fantasy...... I love diving. The goggles, wet suitsnorkels etc the lot. Impress me and you get my e-mail address. Good luck xx First we'd need to go to a secluded cold just out of eye shot from a busy beach. we could swim there from the boat with our wet suits, flippers & snorkell. once there i could unzip your suit & run my hand inside to mix with the warm Mediterranean waters. i will run my fingers between your legs while licking & kissing your neck urging you to unzip me & take my xxxx out & xxxx me slowly until hard. then i'd slip your wet suit off &make you cling to the rock while i drive my hard pierced xxxx into from behind xxxxxxx you till you scream then as i am about to xxx i will climb up on the rocks above you & xxxx hard until i explode my sticky load all over your goggles while your wearing them so you can see every pulse & squirt from my xxx mmm grr X HAHAHAA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 ubject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi From: l33bka1 Sent Date: 9/9/2011 1:58:40 PM View Profile View All Messages Chat with l33bka1 Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 5:50:15 AM full diving gear.. Ok we could start off in the shower both getting wet while kissing I'd b grabbing ur tight ass then u would get down on ur knees and pull out my****and start sucking my big hard**** then I would get u wet by lickin u out while u stand then bend u over **** u while stickin ur snorkel up ur wrongun xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:Hi From: iandirector01 Sent Date: 9/9/2011 11:12:27 AM View Profile View All Messages Chat with iandirector01 Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 3:08:31 AM Due to all the idiots and fakes on here (and some guy wanting to involve his 18 year old son) I like a pic e-mailed to me to prove your genuine. If your up for it i will give you e-mail and give you something to write on some paper. Please, if you do this I do not want to know if you are married if we are to meet and dont want any hard luck stories as I want to give sex not sympathy. Never thought it would be this hard to get sex!! Sally XX Hi sally, wow I know what you mean.. this site is shite.. full of clearings in the woods nutters pervs and bunny boilers hahaha.. My name is Ian by the way. Well I am not on my own PC right now, but guess if Ilog into hotmail on here, I could try and email my profile pic? I could take one and send from phone maybe for you, I have no issue with that? what you mean give me something to write on paper? I am 100% horny and genuine I assure you. I have been caught out on here too sally.. felt a right idiot, chatting to a 'woman' when it was a group of blokes having a laugh xxx I have NEVER heard this phrase used outside of VillaTalk...... Well Sherlock, it was the VT filter that changed it :bonk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Deary me, it's a seedy world out there isn't it. How can you be a family man & a sex fiend at the same time? Have you heard of Joseph Fritzl? Corrected. I'm clevererer than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicky_plums Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 while stickin ur snorkel up ur wrongun xx Nice! And a couple of kisses at the end. Keep 'em coming, this is great work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Surely the next step is to arrange a meeting and get as many as we can there at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:top name! Lol From: 8th_sin Sent Date: 9/9/2011 2:22:48 PM View Profile View All Messages Chat with 8th_sin Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 6:18:30 AM Touch, feel, smell....love to scuba. mmm I feel tingly! I've only scuba'd twice, over brum way...its awesome. now, not knowing enuf about wet suits, can water/fluid get in and out from the suit? Uh oh. I caught a weirdo!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:xxxxxx From: blackandHansome Sent Date: 9/9/2011 2:25:11 PM View Profile View All Messages Chat with blackandHansome Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 6:22:18 AM you on steroids?xx Thanks for the compliment but no thanks lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Subject: RE:RE:Hi From: Topdownbottomup Sent Date: 9/9/2011 2:29:23 PM View Profile View All Messages Chat with Topdownbottomup Original Message YOU sent on 9/9/2011 6:21:50 AM I have a diving fantast. I love wetsuits, snorkels googles etc. A bit odd I know but it gets me going. You like?xx I love rubber so i can see where you are coming from have you got the kit? x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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