wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 two weeks in benidorm is my idea of hell. Agreed. Its only 4 nights, how come you think of it as being hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 two weeks in benidorm is my idea of hell. Agreed. Its only 4 nights, how come you think of it as being hell? Dante doesn't like it because it is a booze filled vipers nest of dancers and strippers! You know how he hates strippers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Benidorm.. masses of lads and lasses getting pissed and being rowdy, the Spaniards... Ugh. If Broad Street was full of Spaniards as well as the local wildlife that appears down there then it would be pretty close to being my hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Fully expect to see Wiggy crop up on 'Sun, Sea and A&E' having drunkenly attempted to force one of those over-sized novelty ice-cream cones up his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Your old before your time mate. It's a stag-do, thats what its all about. What else would you suggest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Fully expect to see Wiggy crop up on 'Sun, Sea and A&E' having drunkenly attempted to force one of those over-sized novelty ice-cream cones up his arse. What do you mean 'force'?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 What would I suggest? Not attempting it scoop-end first, for starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Your old before your time mate. It's a stag-do, thats what its all about. What else would you suggest? Exactly wiggy, drinking cold beer in the sun eyeing up the local slappers is what its all about. p.s. my invite must have been lost in the post, could you please resend it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Your old before your time mate. It's a stag-do, thats what its all about. What else would you suggest? Exactly wiggy, drinking cold beer in the sun eyeing up the local slappers is what its all about. p.s. my invite must have been lost in the post, could you please resend it Exactly mate, watered down lager, cheap shots, shit (junk) food and maybe a bit of sun. Proper stag-do! Invites on its way mate, your more than welcome to come along and join in the pissed-up tomfoolery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 ... have also misplaced my invite. Not a problem though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 ... have also misplaced my invite. Not a problem though... You dont want to come along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 What self-respecting deviant wouldnt want to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I got my invite......well I say invite.....i just hacked into your computer and thought I would tag along! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 What self-respecting deviant wouldnt want to go? Good lad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Your old before your time mate. It's a stag-do, thats what its all about. What else would you suggest? A karting and paintball day out, quick wash and change followed by a bostin' night of poker with the lads with some cigars and whiskey, and a stripper or two of course. Simple, effective, enjoyable. Nothing saddens me more than seeing a group of lads out on a stag do and the 'stag' being stupidly drunk because his mates keep giving him cocktails. I just don't see the point in that. I would want to enjoy and remember my stag do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 laaaaaads on the beach geeting smashed and eyeing up 'birds' . grim. also, it's about as spanish as essex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Problem is, we fly at 6:30am from Brum, which mean we will be in Spoons in the departure lounge from 4am. **** hell thats going to be a big session that day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Invites on its way mate, your more than welcome to come along and join in the pissed-up tomfoolery? As luck would have it my Mother-in-law will be there at exactly the same time (true story), it is an almost scientific certainty that she wound spot me from distance hanging out the back of 'Donna' from Newcastle with a joint in 1 hand and half drunk bottle of Vodka in the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 laaaaaads on the beach geeting smashed and eyeing up 'birds' . grim. also, it's about as spanish as essex. I don't think they're going for the local culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 20, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2012 Your old before your time mate. It's a stag-do, thats what its all about. What else would you suggest? A karting and paintball day out, quick wash and change followed by a bostin' night of poker with the lads with some cigars and whiskey, and a stripper or two of course. Simple, effective, enjoyable. Nothing saddens me more than seeing a group of lads out on a stag do and the 'stag' being stupidly drunk because his mates keep giving him cocktails. I just don't see the point in that. I would want to enjoy and remember my stag do.Both of those sound pretty hellish to me. OK, I'm old, but they would have seemed pretty hellish when I was young, too. My "stag do" was just a relaxed pub crawl with good friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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