Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 It's steak and blowjob day today. I'm going for a meal with the misses and her mum later and I'm wondering if her mum will know what I'm up to if I order steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 It's steak and blowjob day today. I'm going for a meal with the misses and her mum later and I'm wondering if her mum will know what I'm up to if I order steak. From that post, i cant work out who's going to be sucking you off?!?!? :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You actually have a steak and blow job day? Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2012 Valentines Day (for da ladeez) - February 14th. Steak & Blowjob Day (for da menzz) - March 14th. It's the law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 It's steak and blowjob day today. I'm going for a meal with the misses and her mum later and I'm wondering if her mum will know what I'm up to if I order steak. From that post, i cant work out who's going to be sucking you off?!?!? :shock: I'm going to look sensually into her mums eyes, whilst saying to the waiter, 'Steak..of course' and see how she reacts. If she blushes and smiles...it's on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You actually have a steak and blow job day? Seriously? It's a national holiday! You should be owed a fair few now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2012 I'm going to look sensually into her mums eyes, whilst saying to the waiter, 'Steak..of course' and see how she reacts. If she blushes and smiles...it's on.Presumably the mum can take her teeth out. Bit of gummy? It's the 'of course' that sets it all up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I'm going to look sensually into her mums eyes, whilst saying to the waiter, 'Steak..of course' and see how she reacts. If she blushes and smiles...it's on.Presumably the mum can take her teeth out. Bit of gummy? It's the 'of course' that sets it all up Unfortunately, it's quite the opposite. The phrase 'eating an apple through a tennis racket' comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2012 Ah yes, Suarez eating an apple through a letterbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You mean she'd have a bite of your apple and leave you only the core? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Are you guys on a wind up? I don't want to present my missus with the idea of Steak & Blow Job day if it's just a ficticious holiday that only exists in off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2012 Google it Shillzz. It's NOT just us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 *Googles* How did I not know this. Just need to think of a cunning way to slip that one into conversation later. Why don't clinton cards make a bigger deal of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Are you guys on a wind up? I don't want to present my missus with the idea of Steak & Blow Job day if it's just a ficticious holiday that only exists in off topic. Admittedly, it's not as well known as Valentines day, you won't find a card in clintons or anything, but it's defintely real. You mean she'd have a bite of your apple and leave you only the core? You've put me off it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2012 *Googles* How did I not know this. Just need to think of a cunning way to slip that one into conversation later. Why don't clinton cards make a bigger deal of this? Glad to be of service As Shillzz autosaves March 14th (with yearly repeat) on his smartphone calendar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 *Googles* How did I not know this. Just need to think of a cunning way to slip that one into conversation later. Why don't clinton cards make a bigger deal of this? Glad to be of service As Shillzz autosaves March 14th (with yearly repeat) on his girlfriend's smartphone calendar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 You wanna make a card or something on Moonpig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 *Googles* How did I not know this. Just need to think of a cunning way to slip that one into conversation later. Why don't clinton cards make a bigger deal of this? Wow thanks for this guys. If I hadn't had seen it on here, I would not have known and been able to tell the lil lady! I will think of you all later :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 Apparenty, women are attempting to start a retaliatory "Cake & Cunnilingus Day". Wouldn't bother me, really. Gash, gateau; I'll gobble 'em both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 I will think of you all later :winkold: I'll be thinking about this thread and you guys aswell. I hope it doesn't put me off, I love steak. You actually have a steak and blow job day? Seriously? I've just realised Shillz, did you think I meant me and my girlfriend had this special day once a week or something? What a way to break up the working week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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