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If we had Cristiano Ronaldo and Brown Fox...


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If we had Cristiano Ronaldo and Wolfgang Schnell  

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  1. 1. If we had Cristiano Ronaldo and Wolfgang Schnell

    • We would be runaway champions.
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    • We would finish between 2nd and 6th.
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    • We would finish between 7th and 17th.
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    • Relegation would be staing us in the face by March.
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How do you think we would do with the judicious signings of Cristano Ronaldo from Real Madrid and Brown Fox, the large breasted Indian squaw from Fulchester United? (just forget about Wolfgang Schnell)

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The pies would be better, and it would rain less often. I can't see why we haven't signed them to be honest. There wasn't an option for this answer, though, so I ticked box e) "fruit flies like a banana".

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What about Megan Fox, at least we'd fill the ground every week...

If we had Megan Fox in the squad I'd want to have her on the bench.

Well, that would probably depend on where Carew is with his lap...

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