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Today, I came home to find a sock I used to wank with on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it

There was a note attached, "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mum."

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A very long time ago it was widely believed that the human body could not withstand traveling in excess of 20mph.

Could somebody please inform all the **** OAP drivers that this has since been disproved. Thank you.

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I got stopped by a woman in the street today.

She said "Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last three years that wasn't your fault?"

I said "Yes, she's nearly 2 now."

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Following the recent phone-in competition scandals, West Bromwich Albion are set to sue both the FA and the Premier League for allowing them to enter competitions than had no chance of winning.

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We were walking past the local community centre in our town when we saw a window licker, or 'mong' if you will.

**** funniest thing we ever saw.

"Fucktard", shouted one of my mates. We all laughed.

"Bed soiler", shouted Jack, the joker of the pack. We laughed even harder.

"American" I yelled.

No laughter.

My mates looked away. An awkward silence descended for what seemed like minutes.

Finally Jack turned to me with a look of sadness in his eyes.

"Too far mate. Too far."

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