Filthy chavs that put a name to most teenagers. I was walking up the road the other day and some Chinese hard man and his English mate started staring at me, tilting their heads down trying to figure out who I am. As I got closer they will still doing it and it was really biting at me knowing I'd be walking past these bunch of arse holes in a minute. Still staring but then my mate comes round the corner and picks me up and off to the cinema we go. But just stuff like that niggles me, what's the point? I never do that kinda stuff when I'm with my mates so just why? And another thing, these pricks wouldn't do it if they were on their own. When you go out on a night and have a few drinks yeah who cares but fully sober staring somebody out, saying something - grow up.
Anyone seen the 'nom nom' Yoghurt advert? It's just basically switching between loads of different people eating this yoghurt and saying 'nom nom' like a bunch of **** weirdo's. Who honestly does that when they are eating, I for one don't and I had one of those yoghurt's yesterday. Yes, they are nice but not nice enough to sound like a spaztic when you're eating. In a way that is false advertising so I either want that advert taken off the air or my money back.
Whilst I'm here I'll carry on. Me and a few lads from high school got on quite well. We always hung around at break and lunch times and occasionally went out to the park to do our thing, bit of football etc. Anyway since we left school we all moved on and 1 lad found a girlfriend who fair enough is a looker. However I've never met her although we're connected over Facebook and she somehow has my number. But sometimes she sends texts to us all saying 'ALRIGHT GUYS SO THIS WEEKEND ITS SORTED WE'RE GOING BRUM, WHO'S COMING TEXT BACK?'. It's like, who the **** are you to come and tell us what we should be doing. I don't think she has many friends to be honest as she's always with this lad and for the love of God of me you WILL NOT see so many **** status updates about this lad ever. "Seeing Ben later" "Cuddles with Ben" "Love you Ben" "Can't see Ben today" ... OMFG DIE! I've come to the brink of deleting her as a friend and even my mate laughs about it.
She also bigs up a pub where her parents work at yet when my mates go to that town they never mention it so that has me laughing my big fat arse off too.
Ah, my tea's ready. Do some more later.