It's a chaps birthday in the office, we've just had the generic stand round their desk whilst we give them a card and a comedy gift, and one of the women in the office bought him one of those cards with a tinny, shrill recording in it that plays when you open it. She stares at him waiting for him burst out with laughter at someone doing an awful impression of Del Boy, he forces a giggle......it's just excruciating.
The point I'm making is, cards with recordings in it. And people that buy them thinking they're funny. That pisses me off.