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*sigh* I can "predict" that once again the Cubs will crush my spirit. I'm already saying we'll get em' next year. Oh well, there's always the Jacksonville Suns who rarely let me down.

Yep it's real, the film is based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rum_Diary_(novel) Never seen it though, heard it wasn't amazing.. But still probably worth a watch, can't see it being as good as Fear and Loathing tbh.. It really wasn't nearly as good as I had hoped. But definitely see it, you may feel differently. the last film I watched was called birdendemic: shock and terror. It can only be an improvement on that... Ok, I know we are waaaaaaaaaaaay off topic but I LOVED birdendemic!!! Granted it was the Mystery Science Theater version. Laughed incredibly hard at how terrible it was. As much as I love an amazing story, I also love a terrible poorly acted one from time to time. Technically this could be a confession, but it would never compare to this thread nor do I feel shame for it. Sooooo I suppose someone get back on topic and discuss the time they graphically violated a mouse with a fork while watching foot porn and singing "She'll be Coming Around the Mountain"

Yep it's real, the film is based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rum_Diary_(novel) Never seen it though, heard it wasn't amazing.. But still probably worth a watch, can't see it being as good as Fear and Loathing tbh.. It really wasn't nearly as good as I had hoped. But definitely see it, you may feel differently.

For a second I thought you meant....ME.

BOF, that definitely sucks and is the number one reason why I don't go to a "nice" gym. Garage gym allllllll the way. And if it's an off training day, I just go run. Not counting today, while the weather has turned for the better on your side of the pond, it's pissing down here.

For some reason it reminds me of chunks confession in Goonies..."In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." I honestly read it with that voice in my head.

Indeed. I feel like I need to go and butt-rape a panda to death before I can post again, there's just no competing. This cracked me up fairly good. I've re-read it 4 times and it's STILL making me giggle. This thread is out of control, but I'm not complaining. (and 10 points for Gareth being the first on VT to make me laugh aloud today)

A few crackers with cottage cheese on, a protein shake, **** it even a snickers bar. Pretend you're going for a shit if you have to. You're either committed to it or your not. Sorry if that's harsh, but all's fair in love and nutrition Ha, it's not harsh at all. I agree with you. I'm also committed to my job (pain management) and when I get busy I really don't even realise I'm hungry or that 5 hours have gone by. So I am definitely making more of an effort for myself. I have not missed a work out in 3 months and I've stuck to eating what I'm recommended to. I have purchased a few things to grab from the fridge to snack on quickly. That's helping but my trainer is insisting on another meal. I'll get there. I 'm too determined not to.

Date number 3, legitimate question.

No, there's not really anything to pop. I'm hoping it'll just go away if I keep washing my feet and putting cream on it. But I do agree EWWWWEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW Aloe lotion would do you some good. Kinda hoped it would pop. But it's better for you that it doesn't need to.

Anything But Love~ Squirrel Nut Zippers

I LOVE celebrating birthdays. And I especially love celebrating my own. I suppose I just like the idea of being happy at the reminder that someone is still here. I know I'm happy as hell that I'm still kicking.

I know but I'm not crash dieting. I'm eating whenever possible. I just get so busy that I don't always have time. I already did a food diary and basically the biggest issue is between 1230-7pm. I usually have no breaks and therefore no food in that time frame. It's a work in progress, but I am definitely trying.

What Ginko said.

EEEEEWWWWWW! Can you pop it?

My trainer said I'm still not eating enough. But There really isn't always a time to eat when I am super mega busy. I am trying though.

Found out that I can't eat certain healthy as well as unhealthy foods. (edamame, most dairy,anything with soy,) My hormones and blah blah. So a ton of fruits, vegetables, chicken, fish, and turkey. Bread once a day at lunch. Dark chocolate is my treat once a day. But it's nothing to do with calorie counting. It's more just healthier eating and stuff that works with my hormonal issues. It was working really well at first along with my workouts, and now it's just the same. Still, I feel a lot better.

It better mister! Or it's allllll your fault. JK. My girl body is being a jerk that's all. I'll get there bc I'm not going to quit. NEVEEEEEEEEER!

I have hit yet another wall when it comes to the weight loss. I'm getting stronger I know I am. I've been following a very healthy diet with 2 cheat meals a week instead of an entire cheat day. My trainer has been trying to kill me AND I run on the days I don't see him. But for the last 4 weeks no weight loss at all.....again. HOWEVER, I murdered my workout this morning which I mentioned in Paddys thread. The athletic types couldn't keep up with me. It was awesome!!!!!!

Last week was truly not a good week for me. But hellooooooooooooooooooooo new week!! First I destroyed...DESTROYED the 2 "buff" guys and chick in the gym this morning. Then I met Pat Carroll, the awesome lady who did Ursulas voice in the Little Mermaid as well as a bunch of other stuff. I realise this might mean little to most of you but this geeked me out completely!!! It was cooler than when I met Joe Montana!!!!!!! And then I logged in here to read some hilarious stuff. Sometimes you guys and dolls are just great. As disturbing as the confessions thread has become, I'm dying laughing over here.

That's not a crazy confession .That's standard bruv. I only let the wife share the bed at xmas. I married a gay.

If you go out looking for it, you will never find it. I spent 7 years bouncing between girls, looking for "the one", I was usually dumped after a few weeks, which meant id spend Friday and Saturday out on the pull with the "ill show you what your going to miss" attitude, id meet someone and a few weeks later I was being given the its not you, its me speech again. I went out one Friday night determined to get pissed and nothing more , that Friday I ended up meeting the girl I have been with for 4 years, share a house with, share a life with. Stop looking. It will find you. It, being a relationship that you spend 40 minutes in IKEA on a Saturday arguing over which isle is being served quicker and dealing with the gradual rejection of your friends in favor of hers. Easier said than done though. I've been bouncing around for a few years now and getting bored within a week. Sometimes I've ended it others it was the girl. I seem to meet completely the wrong type of girl all the time. I dunno. Just fed up with it all now and i guess it shows in my attitude a bit which I realise is off putting but yet its hard to hide. Oh and to my shame I love going to IKEA Well, what's the "right type" of girl and what's been so wrong with the wrong type? Maybe it's easier to figure out. Also, don't try so hard. Duh.

Turns out doing 60 boat hold rows with 10 pound weights (I'm American so yes, it's 10 pounds) IS more difficult than the box jumps. Although I had to do far less box jumps. In honesty BOF, I'm terrified of them. Theres a tractor tire that's only an inch or so shorter that I clear with no issues. I'm just afraid I'm going to injure myself badly. I have no idea why.

Oi! Everyone get back on topic.

Started adding box jumps to the work out. I think my trainers just want to see if I'll survive. But I'm killin' it. I won't pretend I enjoy them though.