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He's too slow, he only scores penalties, he rarely shoots, he doesn't create goals, he gives away too many free kicks because of his lack of pace, he always gets knackered in the 2nd half and runs out of energy, he can't tackle, he can't header, no right foot. We won't miss him, get a young creative midfielder who actually scores a few goals alongside Petrov and you'll see. I agree with none of this. In fact the complete opposite of what is said here for me. He's really quick, he only scores from open play, he always shoots, he creates loads of goals, he doesn't give away fouls because he's so quick, he never runs out of energy? Is that your opinion or was it posting for effect?

I think you'd be hard pressed to come up with someone better in terms of consistancy and longevity over the last 5/10 years, who've we had whose been better? Oh right well I didn't realise it was taken as read that we were only considering quality in terms of consistEncy and longevity. All those WPOTY that Gary and Phil Neville won should have given me a clue. IMO Laursen is a far better player as well as Carew and A. Young but not in terms of longevity.

He's too slow, he only scores penalties, he rarely shoots, he doesn't create goals, he gives away too many free kicks because of his lack of pace, he always gets knackered in the 2nd half and runs out of energy, he can't tackle, he can't header, no right foot. We won't miss him, get a young creative midfielder who actually scores a few goals alongside Petrov and you'll see. I agree with some of this but he was 7th in the league for assists last season, he's just 2 behind 7th this season and he's averaged 8 goals a season for the past 5 years (admittedly most were pens). He is amazingly slow but he keeps possession very well and he has got a much better weaker foot than 90% of players. Most definitely not the "Best player at Villa for donkey's years!" though.

February - 14 year old girl burns herself on a sunbed, in Barry, Wales. April - 10 year old girl suffers 70% burns after using a sunbed in Port Talbot, Wales. I know Simon Weston is a Welsh national hero but these girls have taken it a bit far.

There's only one Gypemagep, one Gypemagep, there's only one Gypemagep!...

Gnat-urally. Get out.

Yep, It'll be on the 11th of July next year in Johannesburg against Germany.

So we've gone from a diseased racist pig, to a racist pig disease.

I agree with what trekka said about the second one. Melty looking hobo with sausage fingers on your leg? I'd steer well clear. It looks like its been drawn by a kid IMO. That said, its your leg. Have what YOU want.

Drogba. :shock: wtf was that?

He's had some crackers and I still like Pulp and Dogs but Kill Bill was naffola and I didn't get Hostel (didn't know that was him), it had a happy ending?! That's not what a horror film is supposed to have?!

Lower Holte L7 but I'm tired of the turning up late, leaving early, screeching, racist, knowledgeless, mentally incapable, witless excuses for humans who sit behind me so I'm moving back to the upper next season.

Definitely the third one

Another of sikipedia's finest hours.

Cheers General. Just in case I have some cabbage left over after paying for a holiday and am in the mood for a long sleeved shirt, what's your favourite number? I might have to explain who you are to a few people :winkold: but the fact you come on here and talk to the fans is unique and I'm proud that you're at Villa.

Hi General, Here's one to distract you from the sadness; I got O'Neill 31 on one of my home shirts this season and I was going to get Randy's name next season but I have no idea what number to get. Could you please ask him if he as a favourite or lucky number? Thanks in advance. PS - I have faith in Martin.

Yeah, the only problem with that is the question "Who the **** is Mike Patt?" I've seen 2 of his fights now and he got beaten silly twice. After what Vera has achieved at HW/promised at LHW he should be demolishing fighters like that, until I see him KO a respectable 205er I'm steering clear of his bandwagon.

Brown was impressive but the finish was a bit spoilt cause Yves Lavigne is a terrible ref. He always makes mistakes, not usually that big though. Where are Herb Dean and Big John when you need em?

Was anyone impressed by Rampage? I wasn't particularly. I think he needs to have more tools than just boxing to beat Evans who is bigger than him. He's only got until May to get some new weapons though, I doubt he'll be getting that belt back then... Anderson Silva up next. I hope we get to see more than a few minutes of him this time. He'll be off to live on a sunny beach soon.

Right then, I've just checked and he's scored 20 goals in all competitions in one season ONCE in his career. He scored 21. Clicky I should probably point out that a lot of goals in his career have come from penalties unlike Carew. I didn't put words in your mouth, I just assumed that the only fair way to compare strikers goals from teams in the same league where one gets more cup games than another was to use league totals. That way goals against lower league and small foreign sides won't distort the stats.

Has he? I can't remember him getting 20 in a season "on a fair few occasions", certainly not in the league. I don't think his league total's ever got near 20. He is notorious for having a terrible second half to his seasons. IMO missing Yakubu from New Year on is barely a disadvantage at all.

When a Princess dies, you get no tits on page three for about two weeks. It's what she would have wanted.

Statistically, two out of three little pigs will use inferior building materials to construct their houses.

My first is in Thames, but not in Mersey, My second is in patio, but not in decking, My third is in cellar, but not in loft, My fourth is in lunch but not in dinner, What am I? Well, it's actually a list of where my first four victims ended up.

Surely the fact that we're odds on to finish in the top 4 would skew your test. We should instead pray that Gabby scores 10 goals in all of our remaining fixtures and if that happens I'll consider my belief in god. Hell if that happens I'll become a vicar.