JoeFoSho

The force is strong with this one.

He's a bitter Bluenose. He tries to be controversial for the sake of it like that tosser Alan Green but fails and just sounds bitter. Any chance to knock Villa or O'Neill he takes and if there isn't one then he makes one up. Its a shame he can't just get on with his job.

General, Please ignore the fans that seem to have some obsessive craving for any old piece of silver we can lay our hands on. Give me MON's excellent progress here ahead of Spurs' Carling Cup final any day.Look at Middlesbrough, they reached the UEFA Cup final very recently and if I'm not mistaken they're 19th. I am hopeful that most of our fans will be aware of the benefits of Champions League qualification instead of a trip to Istanbul will bring, Barry staying, increased TV revenue and the ability to attract more players to name a few. I could not be more happy with what has happened in the last 3 seasons at VP and long may it continue, in fact to top it off, I think we will win in Moscow and have put money on just that. All of this negativity is just pent up pessimism from the ney-sayers that we have in our ranks that they haven't been able to vent because of the amazing form we have been in this season. Please remind MON just how much we love him. Yours delightedly, Joe.

I hope they go through. They can't score for beans and are no match for Barca or United. They won't win the CL IMO so I hope they waste plenty of time and effort trying.

Sanchez was massive! 155?! He looked about 185!! I think BJ is in for another pounding.

Sounds like something someone would make up, then pretend to be pally with him, then use it to control the unwitting masses. Hang on a minute...

Dont worry mate, its not like you get to shag the winner What!?!?! :x You're kidding!?!?! Why the fudge did I bother to vote then? I thought it was like a raffle...

This list just about sums it up. I'm sure there's some stuff that should go between 5 and 6 though...

James Milner has walked from Ilkley moor to the summit of Everest bar t'at.

James Milner can have his cake and eat it. Hell, he can have YOUR cake and eat it if he wants... But he doesn't, because cake is for sissies.

Tegis, that submission will never get old. He was getting battered and then... THAT! I call a GSP TKO win by Strikes in the 4th round.

Other (please specify): Mighty Martin "You're a Genius" O'Neill...Who else?

I agree about Mir, he was outstanding. He'll have to up it even more against Lesnar though. Last time they fought Brock hadn't even heard of BJJ now he trains defending from it heavily. This could be the fight of the year (not that UFC and Lesnar haters will admit it) if Mir can avoid those Anvilles on the end of brocks leglike arms. Although I think you'll find the more Rashad practices, the luckier he gets. You can land a lucky punch but you can't luck your way to 13 wins and 0 defeats and the UFC title in the most stacked division in MMA. Mohammed Ali was a "cocky twait" but if you can back it up then I say you can mouth off to your heart's content. I think Rampage is in trouble over drink driving. Luckily for him there are masses of lawyer's who specialise in getting driving charges quashed. He's not going away...Let's just hope he doesn't spend his 'knockout of the night' money on cars and booze again. P.S. Is anyone elselooking forward to Neil Grove debuting in the UFC? I know Cage Rage is hardly the pinnacle but he stepped into headline fights at a few days notice and won in seconds. The man is a collosus (think Tim Sylvia with thicker arms) and I think he will make a big splash in the Heavyweight division.

My mom's 5'3 and my dad's 5'10 and when I was 14 I was 5'4 and all my mates were like 5'9/10 so I was thinking SH1T! I'm gonna be a midget! 6 months later I was 5'11 (minor panic over) and now I'm a freakish 6'5 and still growing (I'm 18). I must have taken a whack on the head or something...

I'm 18. I have no idea what anyone is talking about...I vote the bottom one.

A jiffy is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. Hence the saying, I will be there in a jiffy. I'm not sure if this is true but I'd like to think so...