ChicagoVillan1983

100 million, 50 a season to get Messi. I’d take it…

We’re having a Lange Bange, We’re having a balle We’re having a Lange Bange, Against the Walle

Emi Emi Messi GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLAAAAAAA

Say that with your mouth full!

They have it in for who???

Just with less blow and burgers?

Not sad for me. This week has been a rollercoaster but somehow I’m at the point where I’m more excited than I have been in 25 years of being a serious Villa fan, and I’m resigned to Jack going. It’s so weird. What a week! Like even more excited than I was when I stayed late on a Friday night at work to see MON arrive and sign at Villa Park, or when we won the League Cup in ‘96. I think outside of MU, MC, Chelsea and Liverpool (who I even think are on a down slope), I think we can be the number 4/5 team within a year or three.

THIS is the sign of just how good our recruiting team are! It’s immense really. “Right lads - here’s the fourth highest scorer in the league (not from penalties) in the last two years. You’re welcome.” No news. We’re stealthing the market here…

I’m glad this has been a “small window” for us.

Right. When someone mentioned it 4 hours ago as a maybe I was like “no, doesn’t fit the project”. But we can’t have just a bunch of kids: “you can’t win anything with a bunch of kids”. We bought a 29 year old. There’s a dumb fella just a year younger going for 160 million who is clearly better, but not 160/30 times better! We’re getting a player that is a top 5 goal scorer over a three year period for this price at the peak of his career. Remember when 27/28 year olds got the most money on transfer fees. The more I look the more I like this one. It’s good sensible business.

Mings heads the corner down hard at the keeper, keeper saves, Ings taps it in. It’s going f’ing (get it) mental to commentate on us next season!

Then Jack says “so you don’t want to join the family party in the Maldives for Christmas then”…

After 20 washes, you can turn your Mings shirt into an Ings shirt. Double. Bubble.

Squealish, Peelish - summut like that?

Genius move by the club in terms of sweetening the Grealish shock. I am still surprised - I didn't think he would be the kind of player we went for in terms of age. But what the hell. Top 5 goalscorer over several years, 130 million less than Kane and only a year older. It's not the worst piece of business in the world!

You take a 30 minutes nap and this happened. Hold on, I'll take some sleeping tablets and Messi will in the Holte End...

Haha. Cannock for me!

All these fake fans can just do one! Let them go support a "Top 6 club". I grew up Villa, they won the European cup the year before I was born, the league the year before that. My Dad had to give up his tickets to the Super Cup Final in '83 because I was being born... I've seen two League Cups and an Intertoto Cup. Not a lot, still here Villa Til I Die. Went to Uni in Manchester. Still VTID. Lived in London for 5 years. Still VTID Moved to the US 10 years ago. Still VTID. Paid to watch them on really awful feeds in the US while playing in the Championship. Still VTID. The ride is what I am here for. Perhaps when they were chanting "Villa Til I Die" they meant "Villa Til We Sell Jack". They don't deserve to be Villa fans!

No but his agent was when Jack said “I’m turning down 10 million extra a year in wages, image rights and sponsorship to stay at Villa”. Then spent the next month convincing him to go…

Jeez - lighten up. Totally different situation now!!! Time for our fans to stand up and show if we are real or plastic.

Would be bang up if the club said they’d replace and 2021/ 2022 Grealish shirts for free.

But you agree that 1 step forward is better than the 2 steps back, 1 step back of the last decade, right???

*Lamborghineh

I just can’t believe that someone on the internet would lie and troll us so badly. Who knew CJ Golson wasn’t real! My faith in everything is shot. What happened to simple human decency. Capping it off with Bamford - no shame!

He’s a VERY NAUGHTY BOY