ChicagoVillan1983

He’s a VERY NAUGHTY BOY

I posted this on Reddit. Sharing as it’s relevant… ///// Keep It Classy, Lads So if all the news today is true, Jack is off. We don’t want people at our club that don’t want to be here - plain and simple. It’s all great to chat about holding him to his contract, but if his head is out of the door let’s take the money and run. I’m not going to say stupid things like “he wasn’t even our best player” or even wish him any bad luck at all. Good luck, Jack. Thanks for the service and thanks for signing that contract last year that allowed us to extract maximum value for you. Now kindly hurry up and get this done so we can focus on spending the cash on your replacements. The thing is, this club has suffered far worse hardships than losing Grealish. Do you remember how close we were to bankruptcy only a few years ago? We have some of the best owners in the league and our project is still on the way up. We’re going to be playing fun and exciting football next year, and there’s still 2-3 bodies to come through the door. We will finally have a SQUAD and not just a first 11, and that’s what wins things. So let’s not act like we’re a small time club and that this is the end of the world. Let’s not troll City fans, or wish any harm to Jack. It’s juvenile at best to turn this to anger and hate. Instead let’s focus on our new heroes. Buendia/ Bailey - you’re up, dudes. Show us the fight and what you are worth. Ollie, OG Emi, Ty, SJM, help the rest of the team through this and continue to write your story to become Villa legends! We’re Aston Villa, European Champions, League Winners, FA Cup Winners, League Cup Winners. Our future is safe and secure and there’s more glory in our future. UTV!

No Young does fit completely. No fee, seeing out his last good years on a reasonable contract. Totally different to spunking 50 million on a player that will have close to zero residual value at the end of his contract.

Ings doesn’t fit what we are going for.

Oh well. These things happen. Can the next Villa hero please stand up, please stand up? I think this car crash thread the last few days has allowed me to accept this graciously. Good luck Jack. Now **** off quickly so we can focus on the future of AVFC. UTV!

I know it hasn’t been announced on the official channel, but I have this sneaky ITK feeling Bailey is going to be announced by the club tomorrow. Does that get me Tier 0?

“I’ll sign for you if you sign 25 of my mates to the Academy” vibes

Oh god. Bailey is just going to be a beautiful car crash of a player for us isn’t he. Amazing on the pitch, and trucking’ mental off it. LOVE

Just so that you guys know. The more time you spend in this thread, the more action you’ll miss in the Grealish thread, and you’ll be judged for it. I’m not going to say this is like the time your mates got Adidas trackies with three stripes and yours had two. But yeah, this is just like that time your mates got Adidas trackies with three stripes and yours had two.

It’s a childish playground insult meaning small dick.

North Stand to the CJ Golson End?

Honestly Kane makes so much more sense for what they need. Grealish seems like a total luxury. They need an Aguero replacement.

Where are you, Alaska???

The time, sponsored by Accurist, is FUK OFF CITY O'CLOCK

How Soon Is Now?

Mobin Van Persie?

Sht or get off the pot...

Half of the angst here is because our club actually behave like real investors and management. We’re a tight ship, and that will serve us very well in the future. We might feel better if we had a Harry Redknapp chasing Jack up the M6 to try and pull him over and turn around back to B6, but that’s not the way we operate.

Matty Cash is signing for Citeh for 100 million?!?! Heist of the century!!!

I still cringe at that video... I think the only way to top it is some sort of Hulk remake. Get Jack accidentally shot by a laser, putting on a Man City shirt, looking like he is about to sign a contract, and then Hulking Out, his muscles ripping the shirt into tatters, and turning into a giant Claret and Blue monster and smashing up the City conference room.

Got it!

Noticeable lack of Jack in that official training video???

It’s happening. This basically seems like fact. C J Golson. See J Goal Son. See Jack Scoring Goals FOR VILLA, Son… BOOOOOOMMM. Let’s all have a disco!

I know one thing that will sell more tickets…

Well it is different. Kane has to push it because Levy is a word removed. But we’re being reasonable with Jack.