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Bournemouth will be naffed off that they've already used him in the publicity photos for their new away kit

Clearly a well respected player amongst their fans, sounds like a breath of fresh air compared to our current shower. Very nice to see a fans forum with such reasonable, balanced and articulate views (much like this forum I might add), including acknowledging that we are a big club.

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Do you think he holds himself better than Joachim Low?

I've just read his wiki page. He sounds like such a grade A pr*ck, he easily eclipses anything we currently have at the club. No thanks.

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He'd come in handy at removing the build up of scum we have at the club.

My optimism is the highest it's been for years where Villa are concerned. RDM - good Steve Clarke - it's getting better Billionaire owner - happy days! Throw in Mr Muscle, who will love the jobs everyone else hates and it's got to be good times ahead.

There aren't many where I'd want us to dig our heels in and try to keep them, but Amavi and Ayew are two where I would. Whilst Amavi's potential is huge he's not yet the finished article and in some ways is still a bit 'raw'. He might only be a bit part player at Liverpool for a while at least and I think he'd be better placed giving it another season or at least a part of a season with us while he continues to develop. But money talks and with big names sniffing around it could be difficult to hold on to him. Hopefully he'll give Benteke a ring, see how well it's working out for him up there.

You might see some unreasonable Villa fans too...

Excellent news. I think I'm actually more pleased about our assistant manager than the manager himself! Never mind 'Sheikh of the Muscles', I'll be having my own private shake of the muscle over this news.

You've got to be kidding, right? Ahem. Sorry.

I guess the key is how quickly it gels and works as a unit. Teams like Newcastle and Derby who don't face rebuilding on a large scale are likely to click into gear sooner and we could lose valuable ground on them if we have wholesale changes, no matter how good the players. As last season's shower of sh*te showed, building a squad can go horribly wrong.

You might get these two solid pros. Mind you, I bet even these have had more clean sheets than Lescott and Richards. My bad - picture of two fat prostitutes failed to load

Does Okore have problems with superlatives too?

Regardless of who was the worst, it's Lescott that's disappointed me the most this season. I never liked him before we signed him; there was a certain arrogance about him and his over exuberant celebrations when he scored against us, considering he was supposedly a Villa fan, wound me up big time. And I never liked the way he lookd like a Lego character with his hair stuck on lopsided. I realise he can't help the last of those points. I thought when he signed that it was a chance to redeem himself. But no. Poor on the pitch and a total knob off it. He exemplifies all that is wrong with the modern day footballer.

I'd take that over accusations of players being total dickheads when pictures emerged of them seeing how far they could spit chewing gum from the bench.

Hopefully the c*^ts in our squad will be shipped out. His CV is good, I'm cautiously optimistic (that term's been used a lot lately) about next season.

We are damaged goods at the moment and beggers can't be choosers. That's been stated before. We can worry about Europe if and when we achieve our shorter term objectives. The next manager needs to do that and I can see pros and cons with most of the candidates in the frame. Pep Guardiola might be interested in us in a few years time but until then...

New owner will be wanting to change Idrissa Gueye's squad number for next season then.

Interesting analogy. I guess by the same token, having Neil Warnock as manager would be like having a kick in the knackers from Stuart Pearce's left foot.