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  1. The Moustache of Teale
    That's a huge swing in odds. To ensure this happens, I've lust lumped £30 on him to join Norwich. Expect the "It's Happening" / South Park jizz posts very shortly.
  2. The Moustache of Teale
    Please stop this. My mind is an overheated frenzy of double entendres such as playing for the opposition, playing at the back, preferring it in the hole etc, etc...
  3. The Moustache of Teale
    So am I. Longstanding joke on the Elphick thread when someone mentioned he wasn't that tall for a centre back. 3 posts later he was 3ft 6. Take a look back through that thread - there's a height joke on most pages.
  4. The Moustache of Teale
    Hadn't realised he'd played alongside Elphick before.
  5. The Moustache of Teale
    On a positive note he'd stand a chance of reaching one of Hutton's crosses.
  6. The Moustache of Teale
    That seems to be the consensus on most of these player threads: he's less shit than some. With a few exceptions our squad is fifty shades of shit.
  7. The Moustache of Teale
    Judging by some of the tweets coming from Tony's account, I suspect he goes by the full name of Gung Ho.
  8. The Moustache of Teale
    He's a monumental bell-end because he hates us.
  9. The Moustache of Teale
    No more illusionists thanks. We've already got Micah Richards who's made a career out of fooling people that he's a professional footballer.
  10. The Moustache of Teale
    I was against the idea of Morrison but as the season approaches and the need for new blood gets urgent, I'd take a mentalist.
  11. The Moustache of Teale
    This is welcome news. I always knew there was a quality player in there somewhere.
  12. The Moustache of Teale
    Well I for one am bitter. Had high hopes for him but has been an ineffectual waste of money for the most part, questionable attitude and jumps ship when it goes t*ts up. I still believe there's a half decent player in there and Everton may well get to see that. That's why I'm bitter.
  13. The Moustache of Teale
    The signing of a Villa player caused the troubles in Ireland?
  14. The Moustache of Teale
    He's clearly one that polarises opinions. He may well do well at Everton but for me he did nothing last season to suggest he's at their level. By all accounts he wasn't even at Telford's level last week. Hugely frustrating.
  15. The Moustache of Teale
    And not forgetting Bacuna. We really do have an embarrassment of riches at right back. Well maybe without the riches bit.
  16. The Moustache of Teale
    The painting the gutters but I get, but I'd draw the line at paying for Micah Richards to do it with my Mrs. Not into all that kinky stuff.
  17. The Moustache of Teale
    This link has been posted on the Sunderland forum: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/sunderland-won-t-be-signing-micah-richards-as-everton-and-leicester-are-linked-with-15m-kone-move-1-8034796? Feels like the sort of news that should be delivered at your doorstep by two policemen who take their hats off before telling you the inevitable.
  18. The Moustache of Teale
    Goddammit you beat me to that by seconds!
  19. The Moustache of Teale
    I disagree. Most of them excel at being totally anonymous.
  20. The Moustache of Teale
    Sadly, I know exactly how he feels.
  21. The Moustache of Teale
    Not unless David Blunkett's taken over from Claudio Ranieri.
  22. The Moustache of Teale
    Is Stan's wife from Thailand?
  23. The Moustache of Teale
    Don't worry Jack, Tommy Elphick will look up to you.
  24. The Moustache of Teale
    Well, maybe not Marseille.
  25. The Moustache of Teale
    As sponsored by Dr Tony Xia
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