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The Moustache of Teale

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  1. Landed at Birmingham International just now:
  2. To be fair the speed at which he hurtled over the touch line and towards the advertising boards today, he was unstoppable
  3. Oh dear. Absolutely suicidal lunge just cost Ireland another goal. Awful defending.
  4. I can't see how the ineptitude of 5 players can be laid at the door of successive managers this season. Whilst we've had some poor managers, for me it's a case of the players being: sh*t, lazy, arrogant, past it, or all of the above. If we keep the majority of these players, the cancer that afflicted our club throughout last season remains.
  5. Publicly at least, RDM was always going to say that everyone starts with a clean slate. It would have been unprofessional of him to do otherwise. He was never going to say that there is a hardcore of 4 or 5 complete rocket polishers at this club who will be out on their ears if anyone's daft enough to have them. But he's already said he needs to trim the squad (hopefully with a chainsaw) and he must already have an idea of those he wants out. I trust him and Clarke to weed them out, and I'll get behind whoever stays.
  6. Bournemouth will be naffed off that they've already used him in the publicity photos for their new away kit
  7. Clearly a well respected player amongst their fans, sounds like a breath of fresh air compared to our current shower. Very nice to see a fans forum with such reasonable, balanced and articulate views (much like this forum I might add), including acknowledging that we are a big club.
  8. Do you think he holds himself better than Joachim Low?
  9. I've just read his wiki page. He sounds like such a grade A pr*ck, he easily eclipses anything we currently have at the club. No thanks.
  10. It's your keyboard's predictive text suggesting words that you type regularly, so the message is about your browsing history
  11. An associate of Dr Xia who goes by the name of Dr Hook Hello, Sexy Eyes
  12. He'd come in handy at removing the build up of scum we have at the club.
  13. My optimism is the highest it's been for years where Villa are concerned. RDM - good Steve Clarke - it's getting better Billionaire owner - happy days! Throw in Mr Muscle, who will love the jobs everyone else hates and it's got to be good times ahead.
  14. There aren't many where I'd want us to dig our heels in and try to keep them, but Amavi and Ayew are two where I would. Whilst Amavi's potential is huge he's not yet the finished article and in some ways is still a bit 'raw'. He might only be a bit part player at Liverpool for a while at least and I think he'd be better placed giving it another season or at least a part of a season with us while he continues to develop. But money talks and with big names sniffing around it could be difficult to hold on to him. Hopefully he'll give Benteke a ring, see how well it's working out for him up there.
  15. You might see some unreasonable Villa fans too...
  16. Excellent news. I think I'm actually more pleased about our assistant manager than the manager himself! Never mind 'Sheikh of the Muscles', I'll be having my own private shake of the muscle over this news.
  17. You've got to be kidding, right? Ahem. Sorry.
  18. I guess the key is how quickly it gels and works as a unit. Teams like Newcastle and Derby who don't face rebuilding on a large scale are likely to click into gear sooner and we could lose valuable ground on them if we have wholesale changes, no matter how good the players. As last season's shower of sh*te showed, building a squad can go horribly wrong.
  19. You might get these two solid pros. Mind you, I bet even these have had more clean sheets than Lescott and Richards. My bad - picture of two fat prostitutes failed to load
  20. Does Okore have problems with superlatives too?
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