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Summary of Wednesday night - It's Hornso with the late news. Ben Chrisene (Blackburn Rovers) 18th/24th [Championship] Away at Bristol City (5-0) - Came on for the start of the 2nd half [2-0]. 24 touches, 61.5% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.18 / Sofascore.com of 6.3. Blackburn are 3 points clear of the relegation zone with 4 games remaining. Sebastian Revan (Rotherham) 24th/24th [Championship] Away at WBA (2-0) - Played 90 minutes. 40 touches, 63.6% pass accuracy, 1 shot on target, 1 shot off target, 1 shot blocked. WhoScored.com rating of 5.92 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.2.

Not getting a look in.

What's the sound of one hand with 6 fingers clapping?

Summary of Tuesday night - The Return of Louie Barry Louie Barry (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Colchester (1-2) - Came on in the 63rd minute [1-2]. 11 touches, 100% pass accuracy, 1 shot blocked. WhoScored.com rating of 6.14 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.7 Stockport are 4 points clear on top of League Two with a game in hand, four games remaining for them. Automatic promotion all but confirmed. Rico Richards (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Colchester (1-2) - Unused substitute. Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Away at Alfreton (3-0) - Unused substitute. Viljami Sinisalo (Exeter City) 12th/24th [League One] Away at Leyton Orient (2-2) - Played 90 minutes. 36 touches, 72.7% pass accuracy, 0 saves. WhoScored.com rating of 5.46 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.0. Lino Sousa (Plymouth Argyle) 20th/24th [Championship] Home to QPR (1-1) - Not in the squad. Plymouth are 2 points clear of the relegation zone with 4 games remaining.

The Chelsea loanees probably play [insert troll gif]

No doubt. Barry was the frontrunner but the injury derailed his season unfortunately.

Summary of the weekend - Revan & Rowe suffer relegations Louie Barry (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Sutton United (1-3) - Not in the squad. Ben Chrisene (Blackburn Rovers) 16th/24th [Championship] Home to Southampton (0-0) - Unused substitute. Blackburn are 4 points clear of the relegation zone with 5 games remaining. Philippe Coutinho (Al-Duhail) 6th/12th [Qatar Stars] Home to Al-Sadd (3-1) - Substituted in the 88th minute (injury) [3-1]. 38 touches, 88.5% pass accuracy, 1 shot off target, 1 shot blocked. SofaScore.com rating of 6.9. Leander Dendoncker (Napoli) 7th/20th [Serie A] Away at Monza (2-4) - Unused substitute. Josh Feeney (Real Union) 12th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Home to Cornella (1-0) - Unused substitute. Filip Marschall (MK Dons) 3rd/24th [League Two] Away at Forest Green (0-2) - Unused substitute. MK Dons are in the automatic promotion places by 1 point, but have played 2 additional games. Dylan Mitchell (Alvechurch) 15th/21st [Southern League Premier Central] Home to Bromsgrove (1-0) - Played 90 minutes. Kosta Nedeljkovic (FK Crvena zvezda) 1st/16th [Serbian Super Liga] Away at FK Radnik Surdulica (0-2) - Not in the squad (hip). Tommi O'Reilly (Real Union) 12th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Home to Cornella (1-0) - Unused substitute. Sebastian Revan (Rotherham) 24th/24th [Championship] Home to Plymouth (0-1) - Played 90 minutes. 59 touches, 62.5% pass accuracy, 1 shot on target, 2 shots off target. WhoScored.com rating of 6.16 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.0. Relegated (shock horror!) Rico Richards (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Sutton United (1-3) - Unused substitute. Stockport are 4 points clear on top of League Two with a game in hand, five games remaining for them. Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Home to Chester (1-6) - Substituted in the 39th minute [0-2]. Relegated Morgan Sanson (Nice) 5th/18th [Ligue 1] Away at Reims (0-0) - Unused substitute. After battling at the top of the table earlier, now struggling to hang on to a Europa League spot. Viljami Sinisalo (Exeter City) 12th/24th [League One] Home to Stevenage (1-0) - Played 90 minutes. 38 touches, 75% pass accuracy, 3 saves. WhoScored.com rating of 7.62 (MOTM) / Sofascore.com rating of 7.7 Lino Sousa (Plymouth Argyle) 19th/24th [Championship] Away at Rotherham (0-1) - Unused substitute. Plymouth are 2 points clear of the relegation zone with 5 games remaining. Oliver Zych (Puszcza Niepolomice) 16th/18th [Ekstraklasa] Away at Ruch Chorzow (1-1) - Played 90 minutes. 42 touches, 60.6% pass accuracy, 1 save. Sofascore.com rating of 7.0 0 wins in last 10 games (3 defeats, 7 draws!) . Slip into the relegation zone, one point from safety, 7 games to play.

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Summary of the long Easter weekend - Finally! Some Action! Louie Barry (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Forest Green (0-3) - Not in the squad. Home to AFC Wimbledon (1-0) - Not in the squad. Ben Chrisene (Blackburn Rovers) 17th/24th [Championship] Home to Ipswich (0-1) - Substituted in the 61st minute [0-1]. 29 touches, 87.5% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.21 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.5. Away at Sunderland (1-5) - Came on in the 19th minute [0-0]. 54 touches, 92% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.95 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.8. Blackburn are 5 points clear of the relegation zone with 6 games remaining. Philippe Coutinho (Al-Duhail) 6th/12th [Qatar Stars] Away at Al-Rayyan (2-0) - Substituted in the 77th minute [0-0]. 92 touches, 87.1% pass accuracy, 3 shots off target, 2 key passes.SofaScore.com rating of 7.5. Leander Dendoncker (Napoli) 8th/20th [Serie A] Home to Atalanta (0-3) - Unused substitute. Josh Feeney (Real Union) 14th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Away at Teruel (2-1) - Unused substitute. Filip Marschall (MK Dons) 4th/24th [League Two] Home to Walsall (5-0) - Unused substitute. Away at Notts County (3-3) - Played 90 minutes. 46 touches, 56.4% pass accuracy, 1 save. WhoScored.com rating of 5.65 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.1. Dylan Mitchell (Alvechurch) 16th/21st [Southern League Premier Central] Home to Mickleover (1-2) - Played 90 minutes. Away at Halesowen (1-0) - Played 90 minutes. Kosta Nedeljkovic (FK Crvena zvezda) 1st/16th [Serbian Super Liga] Away at Javor (0-3) - Not in the squad (hip). Tommi O'Reilly (Real Union) 14th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Away at Teruel (2-1) - Not in the squad. Sebastian Revan (Rotherham) 24th/24th [Championship] Away at Preston (3-0) - Substituted in the 85th minute [3-0]. 40 touches, 64.7% pass accuracy, 1 key pass.WhoScored.com rating of 5.97 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.2. Home to Millwall (2-1) - Played 90 minutes. 54 touches, 60% pass accuracy, 1 shot on target, 1 key pass, 1 goal & 1 assist. WhoScored.com rating of 8.45 / Sofascore.com rating of 8.3. Rico Richards (Stockport County) 1st/24th [League Two] Away at Forest Green (0-3) - Substituted in the 75th minute [0-3]. 45 touches, 83.9% pass accuracy, 1 shot on target, 2 shots blocked. 1 goal. WhoScored.com rating of 7.88 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.3 Home to AFC Wimbledon (1-0) - Substituted at half time [0-0]. 15 touches, 77.8% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.24 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.6. Stockport are 4 points clear on top of League Two with 6 games remaining. Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Home to Brackley (1-1) - Played 90 minutes. Away at Peterborough Sports (1-0) - Substituted in the 67th minute [1-0]. Morgan Sanson (Nice) 5th/18th [Ligue 1] Home to Nantes (1-2) - Not in the squad (injury). Viljami Sinisalo (Exeter City) 15th/24th [League One] Home to Charlton (1-1) - Played 90 minutes. 44 touches, 65.5% pass accuracy, 5 saves. WhoScored.com rating of 6.82 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.5 Away at Cheltenham (1-2) - Played 90 minutes. 43 touches, 83.8% pass accuracy, 1 save. WhoScored.com rating of 6.41 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.7 Lino Sousa (Plymouth Argyle) 21st/24th [Championship] Away at Norwich (2-1) - Came on in the 70th minute [1-1]. 17 touches, 90.9% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.08 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.5. Home to Bristol City (0-1) - Substituted in the 59th minute [0-1]. 53 touches, 78.1% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 6.18 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.5. Blackburn are 1 point clear of the relegation zone with 6 games remaining. Oliver Zych (Puszcza Niepolomice) 15th/18th [Ekstraklasa] Home to Radomiak Radom (1-1) - Played 90 minutes. 40 touches, 64% pass accuracy, 7 saves. Sofascore.com rating of 7.7 1 point clear of the relegation zone with 8 games remaining.

Somewhere Danny Murphy is furious.

Pep knows giving Jack a bollocking is going to get him a **** you performance in the near future.

I once got a yellow for straining my hamstring and limping over the touchline on the opposite side of the field to the bench.

Pretty sure the league table is made up of data…

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Summary of the weekend Louie Barry (Stockport County) 2nd/24th [League Two] Home to MK Dons (5-0) - Not in the squad. Josh Feeney (Real Union) 14th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Away at SD Logrones (1-1) - Unused substitute. Filip Marschall (MK Dons) 4th/24th [League Two] Away at Stockport (5-0) - Unused substitute. Dylan Mitchell (Alvechurch) 14th/21st [Southern League Premier Central] Away at Kettering (2-0) - Substituted in the 87th minute [2-0] Tommi O'Reilly (Real Union) 14th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Away at SD Logrones (1-1) - Not in the squad. Rico Richards (Stockport County) 2nd/24th [League Two] Home to MK Dons (5-0) - Unused substitute. Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Away at Spennymoor (3-0) - Substituted in the 87th minute [3-0]

Yeah, it's not a perfect stat. Obviously relies on the ability of the teammates in front of you and how you set up. Still surprising, although I would image we had a lot more 0-0 and 1-0 results back then as opposed to now.

Summary of Tuesday night Dylan Mitchell (Alvechurch) 13th/21st [Southern League Premier Central] Home to Telford (0-2) - Played 90 minutes.

Well for the record: Emi - 150 appearances, 1.23 Conceded Per Game Schmeichel - 36 apps, 1.22 Sorensen - 158 apps, 1.22 Enckelman - 67 apps, 1.09 James - 84 apps, 0.99 Bosnich - 227 apps, 0.94 Spink would be in there too, but I don't have his pre-1992 stats. Since then he was 71 apps, 1.06.

Good to know, thanks @VILLAMARV

Summary of the weekend - Rico takes his chance, Sinisalo & Zych continue to impress Louie Barry (Stockport County) 2nd/24th [League Two] Away at Crawley (1-1) - Not in the squad. Ben Chrisene (Blackburn Rovers) 17th/24th [Championship] Away at Middlesbrough (0-0) - Came on in the 87th minute [0-0]. 2 touches, 0% pass accuracy. WhoScored.com rating of 5.96 / Sofascore.com rating of N / A. Philippe Coutinho (Al-Duhail) 6th/12th [Qatar Stars] Home to Al-Shamal (3-1) - Came on in the 66th minute [0-1]. 25 touches, 89.5% pass accuracy, 1 shot off target, 2 key passes, 1 assist. SofaScore.com rating of 7.4. Leander Dendoncker (Napoli) 7th/20th [Serie A] Away at Inter Milan (1-1) - Unused substitute. Josh Feeney (Real Union) 14th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Home to Real Sociedad B (1-3) - Substituted in the 62nd minute [1-2]. Filip Marschall (MK Dons) 4th/24th [League Two] Home to Crewe (3-1) - Not in the squad. Dylan Mitchell (Alvechurch) 13th/21st [Southern League Premier Central] Home to Stourbridge (1-0) - Played 90 minutes. Kosta Nedeljkovic (FK Crvena zvezda) 1st/16th [Serbian Super Liga] Home to FK Radnicki 1923 (5-0) - Not in the squad (hip). Tommi O'Reilly (Real Union) 14th/20th [Spanish Primera Federación] Home to Real Sociedad B (1-3) - Substituted in the 62nd minute [1-2]. Sebastian Revan (Rotherham) 24th/24th [Championship] Home to Huddersfield (0-0) - Played 90 minutes. 69 touches, 73.3% pass accuracy, 1 shot off target, 1 shot blocked. Booked. WhoScored.com rating of 7.00 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.4. Rico Richards (Stockport County) 2nd/24th [League Two] Away at Crawley (1-1) - Substituted in the 61st minute [0-1]. 31 touches, 69.2% pass accuracy, 1 shot blocked, 1 key pass. WhoScored.com rating of 7.28 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.2. Teddy Rowe (Gloucester City) 23rd/24th [National League North] Away at Warrington (1-2) - Not in the squad. Morgan Sanson (Nice) 5th/18th [Ligue 1] Away at Lens (1-3) - Substituted in the 30th minute [0-1]. 10 touches, 75% pass accuracy, 1 shot blocked. WhoScored.com rating of 6.13 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.4. Viljami Sinisalo (Exeter City) 15th/24th [League One] Home to Burton (1-0) - Played 90 minutes. 42 touches, 56.3% pass accuracy, 2 saves. WhoScored.com rating of 6.95 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.1 Kerr Smith (St Johnstone) 10th/12th [Scottish Premier] Away at Celtic (3-1) - Not in the squad. Lino Sousa (Plymouth Argyle) 18th/24th [Championship] Home to Preston (0-1) - Came on in the 52nd minute [0-1]. 34 touches, 65.2% pass accuracy, 1 key pass. Booked. WhoScored.com rating of 6.14 / Sofascore.com rating of 6.5. Oliver Zych (Puszcza Niepolomice) 16th/18th [Ekstraklasa] Away at Slask Wroclaw (0-0) - Played 90 minutes. 40 touches, 48.1% pass accuracy, 6 saves. Sofascore.com rating of 8.3

Rayo Vallecano could probably use him.

Did Brucey call in?

Set to make his 150th appearance on the weekend (by my dodgy spreadsheet). Has 48 clean sheets, so about 1 every 3 games. Anyone want to guess what other Villa keepers (Since football began in 1992) have a lower Goals Conceded per game than Emi? 5 keepers, minimum 25 appearances (I've excluded keepers that played during the Championship era).

Summary of Thursday night - Rico get a run Louie Barry (Stockport County) 2nd/24th [League Two] Away at Salford (2-2) - Not in the squad (hamstring). Rico Richards (Stockport County) 2nd/24th [League Two] Away at Salford (2-2) - Came on for the 2nd half [2-0]. 27 touches, 30% pass accuracy, 2 shots blocked, 1 shot on target, 1 key pass. WhoScored.com rating of 7.19 / Sofascore.com rating of 7.0.

Filip Marschall has been out quite a while at MK Dons, but prior to him getting injured he wasn't getting good reviews on Twitter from their fans.