Lerner's Driver

We are signing Rishi Sunak?

https://www.joe.ie/amp/news/pic-a-horse-with-a-permanent-erection-is-causing-trouble-in-this-irish-town-511120

Villa PTSD

Do you want to bet against us? Yes, he is that good Confident as ****. He's polished a turd and produced a diamond.

For the record, I want Everton to be relegated.

Yeah, it's a bonus if we get it.

Nah, he's shit according to some. He's got 13 this season.

We are leading against a very good team, so that was a good half, though we did cede the advantage towards the end. Gotta keep it going!

Maybe... Look, where we are today - on the brink of Conference League glory - is everything I dreamed of when I appointed Martin all those years ago. Please rest assured, General Krulak and I will be there with you in spirit today, if not in body. I'm sure the risotto Unai serves up will be a juicy one we can all enjoy, but to fully appreciate it we must all fight as one. Semper Fidelis! https://twitter.com/USMC/status/950713794715529217?t=JSwTsfo_W8fYnKDzxATb3w&s=19

You are joking, but the Aston branch of the Risotto Poetry Appreciation Society are a really passionate bunch... probably a little too passionate, in fact. The fella in the picture throwing a punch actually published this little gem in the Society's monthly magazine about his mate's girlfriend, hence the carnage... And he feeds her Crisp cool chardonnay drenches their lips, it's flavour running rivulets over their tongues. Eyes widen over the candlelit table, and he thinks about giving her sons. Rich sticky risotto slowly prised from bowls, mouthfuls devoured in anticipation, he wipes his mouth with emphasised lust and she thinks about sensual elation. Chargrilled sardines stare eyes from their plates. She plucks them away, eating them whole, one by one. His leg quivers tremulously under the table, her sweetness burning like African suns Creamy creme brulee drips from their spoons, slipping down their throats, placating their hunger. He presses his appetite firmly to hers, her thighs drawing him in to taste erotic thunder.

speculation /ˌspɛkjʊˈleɪʃn/ noun the forming of a theory or conjecture without firm evidence. "there has been widespread speculation that Villain_of_oz can think of a million better ways to spend his time than commenting on how Asensio to Villa is a waste of his time"

Absolutely right.

Your vibes are mostly suicidal, have a wank.

A very good player... on his day.

Who knows if we are actually after them, but would you still think they are puke-worthy signings if Unai wants them? Surely, that's all that matters. The man polishes turds and produces diamonds, we've seen it with our own eyes!

Buendia. That is all.

Okay, I haven't checked in on the progress of the Mateu Alemany rollercoaster on here yet, but my guess would be that we are currently at the 'he was never really interested in us' phase and fully entrenched in the 'it's him who should be embarrassed' phase, is that right? To start climbing again and show Matty got it wrong, Villa need a potential statement signing, then we can all get on with obsessing over the likelihood of him ditching Real and joining our Europa Conference League assent.

I guess you could say it's a general truism of life that the spoofers encourage the spaffers and vice versa.

And when you put it that way (from the financials point of view), it also seems a degree more likely, perhaps.

The Lord God Almighty knows who we fancy for right back.

On Lo Celso, I haven't watched him, but others who have say he's been signed by Emery twice before, thrived when on loan at Villarreal and was playing superbly for Argentina before the world cup when he got injured causing him to miss the tournament. His 'failure' at Tottingham is not a blot on his copy book because they are a joke club who don't know how to utilise the talent at their disposal. If Emery wants him, that's the end of the debate in my opinion - I suspect he knows exactly what he's capable of and how to use him in this Villa side. If there is a downside, its his injury prone nature - that is a genuine concern.

Acchhh, don't worry about it. Let the zealots do the hard graft in sourcing the links, cumming prematurely when Darren on twitter says we are 'weighing up a move' and eventually getting depressed when Twatinho inevitably goes to Inter because the agent used Villa to jack up the price. While they are busy doing that, you can sit back in your lazyboy perusing tinder and only 'occasionally' checking Villatalk, while waiting for the thread to reach page 6 before becoming fully invested yourself, like an increasingly desperate crypto bro. Might as well just enjoy the ride pal, it's been years since any of us had this much hope!

Why?

'They' probably 'all do', but somehow it's more objectionable when Saint Harry, the dimwit does. **** him and **** Tottingham. let's hope he leaves them this summer and they get relegated next. Jumped up words removed.

Do it, you deserve it.