Mat Kendrick's Dentist

French journo saying Jordan Veretout to Villa is a done deal. Dunno how reliable but very talented midfielder at Nantes.

Yeah...Kendrick is a much better player. I hear he's still got 3 years on his contract at the Birmingham Mail, so Hughes may be easier to prise away...

..............................yeah, I agree, the sooner we replace Benteke the better.

Put 100 quid on it with me? Ok Gutted it happened, but on the bright side, Fab's not the only one to come into a few quid today! How should we exchange details P3te mate?!

Put 100 quid on it with me? Ok

He's off sadly. We'll just have to reinvest as best we can.

So reputable that they base their story off a photo taken from Twitter? Would imagine they've checked with someone at City before running with it. Again, why? "Unconfirmed reports". Listen, I'm hoping against hope that he stays, but I just can't see it. They're not going to be confirming anything until its done. Of course The Sun, The Star et al publish bullshit on the daily. The majority of big transfers are in the reputable papers before they happen though, as journalists receive tips from sources at clubs. We are just more inclined to remember the bullshit, as when a player does sign, everyone's focus is on them, rather than the journo whose source proved correct.

So reputable that they base their story off a photo taken from Twitter? Would imagine they've checked with someone at City before running with it.

MEN and those reporting are pretty reputable. Instinct tells me he's off.

I reckon it's true lads

Hopefully we get him in by Midnight on transfer deadline day or it'll be Us Against the World and Every Teardrop will be a Waterfall.

That could be Magic, Paradise even...

Shaw said in an interview that the earliest World Cup he could remember was 2010, or "the one where Lampard's goal didn't count"!!!

Benteke (resigned to that) Bennett Herd Cissokho (possible) N'Zogbia (hopeful) Gil (possible but hopefully not) Tonev Senderos Hopefully Richardson instead of Aly

Both wrong. They signed him from Lille. He recently won player of the tournament at the U20 world cup.

Let's hope for a moment to remember...

Trout, cod, haddock, pike, hake, sole, pollock, tuna, bass, mackerel, crab, lobster, shrimp, carp, oyster, octopus.

Ah come on, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

I wish it were Dunneday I'm glad it's not!

Age anyone ? 25

Doesn't score many but he's a very good player. Hopefully we'll see him lining out alongside Fab rather than replacing him

I don't know about dross. If she can get a grip of Meereen again with the Dothraki rounded up she should be alright.

Yar-on

I'm a stout man (not in that way) myself, and also enjoy the odd ale. I've even been known to have a few lagers when the sole intention is to get absolutely Grealished.