Kalim_a

Stay for the season and the next season and the season after. Period.

We were crap, Wigan more than deserved their 2-0 victory. I think MON was very bold in picking Petrov and Delph, Sidwell and NRC should have started the game, definitely NRC. We lost the game in the middle of the park. Not sure what made him pick a partnership thats not played together before in the first game of the season. Its not the end of the world but with Rapid Vienna and Liverpool next week, a winning result was needed to give confidence. As for the fans calling for MON's head... thats sheer stupidty.

FANTASTIC. Great performance by everyone. Guzan was just brilliant. The kids were excellent, great experience for them to play against Del Pero, Buffon and the likes.

Camoranesi looks like hes still got it!! how old is that guy?!! If he plays on the left against Lichaj then that will probably be our weakest side.

Fully agree. Based on the performance so far in pre-season Guzan deserves a chance.

The american commentators on goltv are funny as feck. Not heard anything like it before in my life!

Guzan - Excellent though should have caught the ball instead of punching (only 1 occurance) Really impressed with Albrighton's attitude, gave 100%. Not close to being a starter yet but signs are very promising, needs more experience at the highest level. This cup will give him a big boost. Lichaj - Needs to improve his positioning, esspecially when closing players done a few times he was on the wrong side of the player who got away. But he is still very young and will improve Shorey - Solid resource but thats it unfortuantly, hoping Bouma is back sooner rather than later. Reo-Coker - Had a very good game, broke up countless attacks Davies - Lacks confidence.

crap, just tuned in on justin tv and see petrov get injured and davies own goal

I would hand it in. Would feel bad if I kept it... If nobody claimed it with proof after a while then yes I would claim for it.

Is it just me or anyone else think Tony Cascarino is a complete bellend? http://tinyurl.com/lpsuop I've (somewhat briefly) read some of his tripe on Villa previously. Here, is he just trying to make headlines by comparing Arsenal to Crewe and calling Wenger a bottler? Why would Wenger go to Madrid when he knows he would only be there for a couple of seasons if that.

Fantastic performance by Khan. Was mature throughout. Freddie Roach has done wonders, just worried about his health though, parkinson's really effecting him by the looks of it. Don't know how long he can carry on.

Is it just me or billy joe saunders looks a bit like james milner?

Looking forward to the fight, think Khan will win by KO 7/8 round interesting article here, any thoughts? http://tinyurl.com/cs9fa3

Dont like UFC, never seen pride so can't comment. Dont like MMA either. According to the friends who have been to these events, they say the crowd is so different from boxing, chav like. Love boxing. Enjoy WWE. Wish Lesnar comes back, never seen him at WWE though, only in some highlights

Was posted on Jan 11, 2006... I just happened to check one of the joke i posted wasnt postd before and came across yours

A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. “Doctor,” she says, “my husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually anymore.” “Hmm,” replies the doctor. “Have you considered taking a lover?” “I did that,” she says, “and I’m still not getting enough sex to satisfy me.” “How about taking another lover?” “I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can’t seem to get enough.” “My goodness,” says the doctor, “you’re quite an anomaly.” “Oh, thank God,” says the woman. “Will you please tell them I’m an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut.”

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a cab driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”

A boy watches his mum and dad having sex he ask, "What are you doing ?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" Boy say, "Do her doggy style I want a puppy.

Absolute cracker Rob, had to dig that one up...

Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, "Let me tell you how tough I am." I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch the bar and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close I'm outa there!" and he tosses down another shot. The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "You think that's tough? When I find a pile of d-con, I crush it and snort it like it's cocaine." With that he throws down another shot and slams his shot glass on the bar. The first two are staring at the third mouse, waiting to see what he has to say for himself. He fires down a shot of booze, throws down his glass and heads for the door. His buddies look at each other, then at him and say, "Hey, where are YOU going?" The third mouse says, "I haven't got time for this shit, I need to get home to screw the cat."

Get well General, God Bless

A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him, and approaches, “Can I help you, sir?” “Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!” the man replies. The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?” “It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!” the man replies, logically, if a bit too literally. About this time the cop looks down to see that the man’s member is being exhibited for all the world to see. He asks the man, “Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?” The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans, “OHHH GOD . . . they got my girlfriend too!!!”

A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long. She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention. Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee," she answered. "Where?," he asked. "Between the first and second holes," she replied. He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."

Q: What's difference between men's & women's cricket? A: In men's cricket there is a short leg between two legs & in women's there is a deep gully between two legs.