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alf_stewart

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  1. This **** essay I'm doing, due in tomorrow. Can somebody please provide a 200 word conclusion on how monetary policy is used to help achieve the governments' economic goals? Please.
  2. Knock yerself out Brumerican! He's the gimpy looking one BTW.
  3. Check out this hat I bought on holiday this year for 1€. It's a visor, with built-in retractable sunglasses. You're essentially getting the visor for 50 cents, and the sunglasses for 50 cents. I defy you to present me with a bigger bargain.
  4. What were you on the front of the Metro for?
  5. Baselayers, you're so cool you make me teary.
  6. This. I don't get that at all. It's OK to eat fish, cos they don't have any feelings.
  7. The fact it takes my Mum a minimum of 3 days to respond to a text message, by which time I've forgotten the contents of my initial enquiry, rendering her reply cryptic and nonsensical.
  8. Middle-aged women dicking around forever at the tills in town. Why does it take the over-50's three times longer to **** pay for something?
  9. A balmy 6 degrees celcius forecast for tomorrow in Bristol! Can't be arsed playing football though, so hopefully the pitches won't have thawed.
  10. The Spork! :notworthy: Imagine the damage you could do to a special fried rice with one of them in each hand.
  11. Some people feel it's incredibly ignorant not to use chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. I think it's incredibly ignorant for the Chinese not to accept the superior knife and fork into their culture.
  12. They say for every high, there must be a low. For every Sun ascending, a lonesome Moon will grow.
  13. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff....
  14. Glad we didn't get around to signing Zigic, sack of shit.
  15. What a strange substitution... Come on then Pea-head, time to make amends.
  16. This has got Gardner/Ridgewell late winner written all over it.
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