alf_stewart
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Everything posted by alf_stewart
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You cannot microwave an ant.
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Ditto! I properly resent having to refill my stapler. I also have a weird '6th sense' about knowing when it's going to be empty (in reality probably a slight pressue change when you're down to the last few).
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Jak sie masz!.
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He sounds like Stephen Hawking with Caribbean software.
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Just finished the second series of Misfits, after nailing both seasons in a fortnight. Utterly brilliant IMO, despite the 'Xmas Special' 'climax' being sloppy and underwhelming. Still, can't wait for season 3
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John Barnes' voice.
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People at work who never scour their mug, and shamelessly drink brew after brew, month after month, out of a receptacle that looks like this:
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Surely a 'Masturbation' polled thread would be more appropriate for a survey of heavy internet users.
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Maybe he just likes whales? There'll be one in Rhyl next week.
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Well last night i pulled a fit girl and went back to hers did a bit of this and that with her. I've heard lots of stories about mates who couldn't get an erection when pissed. Didn't help it was my first time, but she was doing everything to try and get it up but it just wouldn't haha. In fact tbh i wasn't even really pissed, felt a bit sick too. You're never going to be able to get a hard-on
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I actually went 'for the day' last summer, while staying in Javea just up the coast. Wasn't half as bad as I expected, plus at this time of year it likely won't be packed with words removed.
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I'm off the fanny since 'Blue Wafflegate'. Titw@nks all the way
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Making innocent Google image searches, and getting mucky results.
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Chinook's are ace. Up there with the A10 Thunderbolt/Tank Buster
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Paddy, Milk is bloody brilliant
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I blame Ed Miliband. And his brother, Roger Milla-band.
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What has Cameroon got to do with it?
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Do him up the wrong 'un.
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Jin-Ling are 'fake' Camels. You can get them from under the counter at my local shop for £2.50 if you know the secret handshake.
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Ask him. Ingram?
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I'd highly recommend turning ESPN Classic on now, if anyone has it.
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"It'll just be a little prick..." :wink:
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At least you can legitimately ask women to look at their fannies, for 'professional' reasons.