alf_stewart
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Thanks babe x
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Don't be so vulgar.
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FIS-TING!
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Sometimes treating myself to a sit-down wee.
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I think 'smart' is a bit of an overstatement. She can string two thoughts together, which I wouldn't have bet on a week ago.
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Very kind of you to say so. You're in my bank as well.
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You could see my junk a lot more clearly in 3 dimensions. I'm not an hermaphrodite.
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It wasn't me. It could have been Tamwar off Eastenders.
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Painting my nails, then banging one out.
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At least we know why. :winkold: That's where I was going...
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Are you kneeling down?
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I can't tell if Peter Crouch looks impressed or appalled.
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Has the chap in the purple shirt just banged his cock out?
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You still can mate! Then we can all see how inferior to mine it is 8)
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Excuse my shoddy phone camera...
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It's just pop-rock-by-numbers now, and has been since whatever album it was released after the magnificent The Colour & The Shape.
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Shame. I like to think Nolan could have done something quite clever with The Riddler in the context of the last two films... I suppose the fragrance of Carrey's bigfoot's dick of a Riddler is too fresh in the memory. The Penguin it is then. Played by Danny Dyer.
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Have you seen my baseball?
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Exquisite breasts.
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Bless you, my child.
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Does anyone know where this is streaming?
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I like the Pope. The Pope smokes dope.