smudge

Dempsey can't play in the reserves.....he's too old!

Bannan loved marking Fellaini!

Collins was marking lescott but got attracted to the ball heading toward Carlos. Getting in Carlos' way and leaving an unmarked player, who he was battling with from the previous ball into the box, clear 2yards out. Clever stuff

http://youtu.be/cxtoQ7nuX-M And benji the doorman....hellooooo chicken nugget....

Foam parties are pretty good

I bought the 19.50 saver on the train not thinking the train would pass through wembley The police have put warnings out about the lack of trains afterwards...you reckon we will be alright after the game considering half the fans are london bound anyway?

Where is this info? Yet to book my train ticket. Was on the train today and noticed this, got the guy to photocopy the info they had but all the info is here. Not bad direct return for £14! shame I'm already booked on the £19.50 with about 4 stops

heskey was one worked up guy tonight...was nice to see a bit of fire in him

just back...voice has been left there! Job done today, great passing at times, guzan looked a little iffy on crosses for some reason, but hey half way there! Martin O'neill's claret n blue army! (repeat to fade that never comes )

It looked a foul from where I was sitting. the lino flagged for a foul, but the ref appeared to overule him, as the lino quickly put it down and trundled off toward the half way line. Nice win, job done really.

You can have as many shots and as much possession as you want but the name of the game is to put the ball in the back of the net which is what we did! defending is as important as attacking in football, and our defence played well apartfrom the hoofing!

Salad for tea tonight, accompanied by a whole seabass drizzled in lemon with a bit of black pepper for good measure.

Job done really, only negative about warnock is his lack of a right foot which got him into trouble in the second half in our pen area, but toher than that he did well. I echo the thoughts about needing a RB to be playing RB as good as carlos is we need someone who is comfortable going forward, and wont continue to tuck in thinking he's still playing CB!

Due to car trouble, VillaFan306 arranges to be chauffeur driven to the next VTFC match

Should we not hold our breath for tomorrow then?

A man isn't very good with the ladies so he goes down to the red light district and comes acros a woman. He asks her what can I get for £500? She answered 'What would you like?' the man didn't know as he hadn't done anything before so she said I'll do 69. The guys happy but has no idea what it's all about, she gets on top of him and takes up the position and a few seconds later she farts! and it really reaks! the guy just thinks nothing of it untill she does it again a few seconds later, but this time it's worse. and the man really can't stand it so he gets up and said ' **** this, i aint waitin for another 67 of them

just heard our great chairman on BRMB news talking about how great our stadium is...

roy aitken said -

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!