May or may not have been said:
There was a father and baby driving home from the supermarket when they are pulled over by the police. The father gets a ticket and as
the copper is walking away the father goes, "BASTARD", to which the baby goes, "What does that mean, Daddy"?. "Policeman" replied the Father.
Anyway, they get home and as they are walking in the father trips over the door man and goes, "SHIT", so the baby goes, "What does that mean Daddy?". The father replies, "Doormat".
Anyway, the baby goes in to the kitchen and is cutting a chicken, and she cuts herself, and goes, "****", so the baby goes, "What does that mean?". The Mother replies, "Cutting.".
Anyway, the Father is upstairs shaving and he cuts himself, and goes "BOLLOCKS" so the baby goes "What does that mean, Daddy.". The father replies, "Chin"
Anyway, the door bell rings and Baby goes to answer it and it is the policeman, the baby goes"Oh, hello Mr Bastard, wipe your feet on the shit, Mums in the kitchen **** the chicked and Dads upstairs shaving his bollocks".