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The Fun Factory

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  1. Will we get to 1,000 pages with no additional signings? That sounds like a challenge to me....
  2. I think Smith should bring in Deeney for a year just for the saltiness of it.
  3. King is more consistent. Gabby had about 3/4 good seasons and the rest of the time was a useless fat lump.
  4. Its a 2 yr deal, with a offer to extend for another year. By then he will be 32 anyway. I will be surprised to still see Wilson at Newcastle in 3 years time. They will be paying clubs to take him on loan in the Championship.
  5. Hah, maybe its like when we bought Cascarino at the end of the tax window.
  6. I will only be happy if we sign him if he turns up to the website interview with a paper burger king crown on his head.
  7. The UK has one of the highest prision populations per head of all developed countries, yet we have a high crime rate. Look at the US as well. Locking more people up is not the long term solution, it is crime preventable programmes that are run in the communities. The Tories massively cut back on knive crime preventive programmes about a decade ago and now it is coming home to roost. It costs nearly 38 grand a year to fund one prisoner whilst in jail. Wishy-washy liberal rant over.
  8. Yes. How much I am going to get paid. And how much cut of it my agent will be getting. Joking aside if its just a small difference then yes I can see it. But if we are miles off due to our wage structure we are going to really struggle to recruit this season.
  9. Same price as James Rodriquez. However I dread to think what wages he is on at Everton. But at least they had the sense of giving him a 2 year contract, unlike the mental 5 year one Newcastle have given to Wilson.
  10. But probably more diplomatic than Gascoigne?
  11. Tbh regardless if Watkins likes Smith, if he can go to another club like Palace and get paid about 20 grand a week more, why wouldn't he just go there?
  12. You get the feeling that Brentford and Watkins could be stringing us along as bait for a another team to come in with a better deal and contract.
  13. Oh gawd not another separate page on a potential signing. Expect 50 pages discussing the pros and cons with Kenneth Williams gifs.
  14. Yeah well we are not going to get Edouard are we? Obviously he will go to someone like Leceister for 40 mil and a 100K plus a week contract. Getting Watkins in now will be a major achievement. Our transfer policy is increasingly looking like the Christmas eve shop at the petrol station.
  15. Are Bournemouth going to have any players left? My knowledge of him is that I am suprised to find out that he is actually Norwegian. Well it worked for Carew. If he did come to Villa then we can have the Cash is King headline. Boom.
  16. I still can't decide on Purslow. Either he sounds like a cold blooded cuthroat businessman, or a salesman trying to sell you a timeshare in a Orlando Condo.
  17. I know everyone said be patient and it does not matter what order they come in, but I am still surprised that our first signing was for a right back when we have two okayish ones on the books already. Adding to our forward line is absolutely critical or we will be one of the favourites to go down again.
  18. Either we are being patient or we haven't got a scooby doo. I hope its point one.
  19. Is the rumour Brewster on loan? Can't see Liverpool selling him.
  20. I know everything. I just won't tell anyone until after it has happened.
  21. Another day of bad puns and tenuous transfer links. Rinse and repeat.
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