Dante_Lockhart

DiMatteo. Chelsea will sign some big name manager at the end of the season.

Anybody talentless Anybody arrogant Anybody French

Mute is your friend. That way you can hear people creeping up behind you too

Agreed on both points.

Yup it is awesome! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138196/Sports-Illustrated-cover-girl-Kate-Uptons-hip-hop-moves-tiny-bikini-viral---video-quickly-banned-YouTube.html

Weird how it fails sometimes. Makes no sense. There is only 1 way to copy and paste a link to an image. :x

Yup it is awesome! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2138196/Sports-Illustrated-cover-girl-Kate-Uptons-hip-hop-moves-tiny-bikini-viral---video-quickly-banned-YouTube.html Holy mother of God!!! :shock:

Has anyone seen the video of Kete Upton doing the Cat Daddy? I saw it today... I'm going to show the missus later and I'm going to get her to replicate it for me.

What the??? TBH the only people who read FHM now are between the ages of 14 and 20. Tulisa has been thrust in our faces (ahem) for the last year in one way or another so people will vote for her as she is fresh in their minds.

I stumbled across a fort filled with Forswarn, about 8 of them, I summoned 'The Destroyer' as I have aptly named him, he charged in, by the time I'd got prepared (dagger in one hand, lightning bolt in the other) and entered the fort there was only 3 of them left.

Sanguines Rose is awesome, can't believe I never used it before. If I'm in a big battle I'll use it to summon my Dremora (who is ace. Love his battle insults and comments) and then go about my business with my daggers or bow. He mows down people for a full 60 seconds. Amayonnaising.

As soon as you said "My agent" I knew exactly what you were doing.

If it's everything you want and you see it as your family home for the forseeable future why are you worrying about resale value? It's not like you'll be buying it, doing it up and selling it immediately after looking for a profit.

Up to 2nd in the table, 6 games to go, 2 points behind United and a game in hand. I could totally win the league. Gabby is sitting on 35 starts, 31 goals (all competitions, leading the league), Delph has been beastly since training him to be an AMC and playing him behind Gabby. 20 starts and 13 goals, currently averaging 7.62 a game (leading the league). Zog is leading the assists charts with 13, but I've benched him after he came out in the press and said I have no interaction skills. I had a chat with him and the outcome is me transfer listing his ass. I take no shit. In the league - Scored 82, conceded 26. I still cant seem to score from corners / set pieces though. 2 goals all season, that's it.

If a woman was to eat a lot of chocolate would her breast milk taste like chocolate milk?

Just gone into April and sitting 3rd with Villa. Into the semis of the FA Cup, won the league cup. Sigurðsson has been a revelation in the AMC spot behind Gabby. Scored 6 in the last 5 league games. I'm only 4 points off the top spot and I have a game in hand I think. I'm making a run for the title. --------------------Kameni-------------------- Bandalovski--Clark--Shawcross-----Olsson ----------------Petrov------------------------- Joaquin----------------------Delph------------ -----------Sigurðsson---------------------Zog ------------------------Gabby------------------ Guzan, Cuellar, Stevens, Albrighton, Montgomery, Bannan, Rondon Bandalovski - 100k Shawcross - 12m Olsson - 9.5m Joaquin - 3m Kameni - 7.75m Sigurðsson - 8m Montgomery - 1.5m (Great ball winner and back-up to Petrov) As you can see I've sold a fair few players. Some in January. Dunne, Collins, Hutton, Warnock, Ireland Given, Heskey, Bent.. all casualties to make way for new blood on cheaper wages. Think I've done well with the money I've been given.

That's all well and good, but totally unbelievable. The Browns selecting Kalil would have been even more WTF than them taking Weeden in the 1st.

But they are large and stationary. ? I wouldn't even bother trying to hunt rabbits If I were you . I think you totally missed the point there. He's hunting for a **** house. They don't always advertise in Yellow Pages.

Still playing Skyrim. My Breton playthrough is going well. Just hit level 30. Also hitting up Madden every now and again for a few games on my Franchise. Just had the first draft after my first season, looking strong with a 90 overall! Drafted well. Downloaded the Dragon's Dogma demo this weekend so I'll be giving that a go this week. Looks interesting.

Crazy decision to be honest. I think the Vikes were always going to stay and take Kalil at 3. No need to panic and make the trade. I thought the Browns only moved up because they thought that Tampa were going to trade and take Richardson? Well played by the Vikes tbh.

I'm happy with our draft tbh. We traded out of the first and got an extra pick, and still got Upshaw. We've got a solid guard and potential future centre, we got Tommy Streeter in the 6th, could turn out to be a steal!

You just wake up after last night? :winkold: Ha, nah. I went to bed about 4am but I didn't sleep much so been up since 9ish. Shattered. Still, round 2 and 3 tonight so gotta stay awake!

We trade out again. Almost a waste of staying up to watch it but it was an entertaining draft. Stephen Hill to the Rams Courtney Upshaw (who I wanted) to the Colts Cordy Glenn to the Ravens hopefully.

The first image that came up on that is exactly why i'm a little dubious about doing it. I think it'd be a fun gesture, but these things are synonymous with fat slags hanging out of them. Ask the family.... got it! Looking at the website, Dante's Girlfriend is on it! :shock: I accompany her on all strip-o-grams before you get any ideas