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General, Although the Tickets have risen slightly more than I would have hope, I will be renewing along with my Brother and Son. Thanks for the great work.

Why does H&V have the i?

That boy Ashley, will make you lokk shite... We can rip off another man u song surely?

Hi General. I just wondered and I know Randy is a very private man. But it would be great to see a page in the Programme against Wigan with his thoughts of the season and his time here so far, also plans for the future etc.. Maybe this is already planned but if not Im sure many fans would enjoy reading it! Carl

General, I hope you enjoyed that. I also hope thats the last derby against those with no class you have to enjoy. Did Mr Gold grace the directors room today?

Morning General, Are you nervous? Im petrified!!! Lets hope we can show our class today help push the small club to closer to where they belong.

Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip - Angels.

Coventry. Pure Scum.

I just heard on the news that Sullivan and Brady are going to court next month, the spokesperson said they are not worried as they have Ridgwell in defence. I'll get me coat..

Watching todays game reminded me of this thread... I've no idea why that could be....

Westlifes version was better.

I dont think has the common sense or brain capacity to have planned it all.

Burrell just seems like a guy trying to keep his promises and got a bit star struck. Mills is a money grabbing liar.

+ YOu only get one life. Live it. Love it.

Baaaaarnsley for me. Think they deserve it more.

Blues are rubbish, and they know it. The deluded geordies who think they are a big club and are spoonfed media hype everyday, on the ther hand, believe it. Bye bye Newcastle.

I think its excellent. I really hope Burnley win it, they deserve it the most thats for sure.

Anyone thinking of going to UFC85?

Why cant we have both??? WHY?????

While I was driving down the A1 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, lying in wait. The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronizing smirk, asked: 'Runway too short'? To which I replied. 'I'm late for work' To which he asked, 'What do you do?' 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' I responded. The policeman was surprised and confused. 'A what' 'A rectum stretcher' 'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' I said 'I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet' Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously. 'And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?' To which I politely replied, 'You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge...' Speeding ticket: 105 pounds, Court Costs: £45 pounds, Look on copper's face: Priceless....

Hi General. I just saw a peice on Sky Sports News and thought it may be a good idea for Villa. Preston NOrth End had their mascot going to an infant school for a bit of PR, Im not sure if Villa do this already but I Know my sons school has not had any Villa influence. I just thought it'd be a good idea for Hercules and Bella to maybe visit some schools and even give out free team photos etc, its a good way to grab the kids before they get tricked into supporting Man U/Liverpool etc..

Can blame SKY for the stupid KO times. The money comes in handy though..

General. At half time today there was an announcment regarding the fans in the Upper Holte standing. I couldnt quite catch it all but it was a regarding the council moaning that for health and safety all fans should be seated. Which I can understand. What I don't understand is why this was directed at our fans only? The Newcastle fans ALL stood for the whole game, surely this is as much of a safety issuse as the upper holte? I'd also like to add that one Newcastle fan that stood through the whole game was Mike Ashley. So if their owner is prepared to stand and break safety regulations why should the supporters be any different. I thought this was terrible behaviour from someone in such authority at the club. Not only has he taken 1/2/3 tickets away from a genuine supporter but he then breaks the rules for the entire game. Im glad that we have an owner that leads by setting the right example.

Sunday League.

Another game we can get drawn against man u in then... this is NOT a thread for discussing with other posters - it's for Q&A and comment for General Krulak. Blandy