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I think drinks are still allowed on shirts right? Do Everton still have Chang?

Is Keith Allen the go to guy for an England song? I count: World in Motion England Irie Vindaloo

I mentioned FIAT as a possible main sponsor (as they already are a club sponsor). Their logo on either shirt would look boss imo.

Danns managers in those relegation years have been McLeish and Kean. Not sure it's his fault. Anyway, okore seems like a very astute signing, maybe could play some rrb? I'm sure he likes all kinds of music

(At the Macron design meeting) "A baggy fit makes it more tempting for a defender to pull at the shirt, thus winning Villa more penalties!"

Every time I return home to the UK, I find a sense of normality on the motorways. The elephant racing trucks and mid lane hoggers are indeed annoying, and sometimes dangerous, but Id swap them in a heartbeat for the drivers out here in Dubai. There's no lane discipline at all on our 6 lane highways, whilst tailgating and high beam flashing seem to be the national pastime for anyone in an Escalade or Land Cruiser.

First in the Joke thread, now here. You are Puss E Katt and I claim my £10

Scottish Cafu surely?

And hopefully sell him, too.

There's a detective show in there somewhere!

Let the good times roll....

Not this again. 6ft is fine for CB. It may be fine, but 6ft6 is better. Why not just sign a couple of 6'9 basketball players? Hand ball isnt allowed in football, is it? Doesn't matter. They're really really tall so they must be better than any 6'0-ish CB right? Well no, basketball and football couldn't be more different. You know exactly what I'm getting at here. Your logic is that we should sign CBs based on height and I'm asking why shouldn't we just sign a couple of basketball players? It won't take long to teach them the rules if they don't know them already. If you must know, then yes a 6'9 basketball player would be a better CB than Barry Bannan. Godwin's Law should be extended beyond Hitler and Nazi's to also include Barry Bannan on VT.

It's growing on me, I admit. I assume this is pretty damn close Del? Also, please tell me the badge is correct. I freaking hate having the claret and blue badge on away kits of a different colour, they should always be in-keeping with the colour scheme of the shirt. Oh, and thanks for all the mock-ups guys, especially you Luke. Great work. That doesn't look to bad but the badge should never change colour. One of the nicest ever saw the badge change colour

That would be GGGGGGRRRRRrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaattttttt!

Could be FIAT. Already a club sponsor and a circular logo in the middle of the 4 quadrants would look good imo. FIAT

Not this again. 6ft is fine for CB. It may be fine, but 6ft6 is better. I give you Paul McGrath vs. Zat Knight.

Man U new home kit

Their away shirt is gash too

I like it actually. Be interesting to see how a sponsor logo is incorporated.

7/10 (sorry I just can't help myself) Actually made me laugh out loud. Brief, but definitely out loud.

Another Warrior 'classic' in Sevilla's new kit, from their "Coach Driver" collection.

My pedantry was on the fact that whilst your post was loaded with healthy sarcasm, alas old boy, it was devoid of irony. Much like our Canadian friend's inappropriately titled song.

That would look weird Yeah, sounds it. Any chance you can mock it up though?