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Ashley Young's legs don't work anymore in any fashion

Dyche single handedly saving Everton from being turned into an Aldi

Not risking him is essentially giving Brighton 3 points. You might aswell forfeit the game, take the lads to the beach.

Nevermind, Culshaw busted out the John Bishop and Les Dawson on GMTV to save the day, because those are two names on the absolute tip of the tongues of the nation. The kids are raving about 'em every week.

Impressionists.

Goal and assist? The guy is frustrating but that's because more than anyone in decade maybe time and time again he gets into so many dangerous positions every game. Yeah he fluffs them but he's there, he always gets there and he's always a threat and contributing to goals. Maybe we should just have someone who hides after missing one. Shite???

Yep. It's everyone else's fault he can't move.

I've been critical of his recent performances but I ain't going at someone who put his name down to take the pressure penalty in a European shoot out literally the last game for having a stinker in the following game.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

He has great qualities but picking the ball up on the half turn and dictating the tempo or having players run at him ain't it. Nightmares of when McGinn and Ramsay were playing CM.

Yep. I must have just imagined all the goals he concedes, his appealing goals to games record and I bet his save percentage.

He was a very capable keeper, had some amazing moments, had good distribution and was agile as anything. Mentally though he just wasn't up to it, made unbelievable errors. He's a better keeper than Olsen technically.

This again? It's really no coincidence we concede a lot of goals with this guy in goal. He saves nothing Again, must concede 2 minimum on average with him in goal. He's absolute dead weight. Club needs to look at the budgets for next season because if they can't find movement for a new No.2 we might aswell not qualify. Emery has been here and Olsen has dumped us out of two competitions we had real hope of winning Though the tie is not technically over..it'll be no thanks to him.

So predictable. You can't win the tie in the first leg but you can lose it. Well done Doug.

Moves like my grandad getting out of his chair.