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''We all hate Blues, scum

we all hate Blues, scum

we all hate Blues, scum

we all hate Blues, scum

100 years, and won **** all

100 years, and won **** all....

Didn't they win the League Cup in 63? :shock:

Yes but it's so hard to find a tune to fit "100 years and won **** all, apart from the 63 League cup which we'd prefer to totally forget about" :lol:

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''We all hate Blues, scum

we all hate Blues, scum

we all hate Blues, scum

we all hate Blues, scum

100 years, and won **** all

100 years, and won **** all....

Didn't they win the League Cup in 63? :shock:

Yes but it's so hard to find a tune to fit "100 years and won **** all, apart from the 63 League cup which we'd prefer to totally forget about" :lol:

Oh ok. How about taking a leaf out of our book ....

In 63, Oh this is true -

A trophy was won by a team in blue.

It's been a long time, since that day,

So we're singing a song that they **** hate.

46 years, **** all! 46 years, **** all!

46 years, **** all! 46 years, **** all!

46 years, **** all! 46 years, **** all!

46 years, **** all! 46 years, **** all!

We all hate blues scum, we all hate blues scum

We all hate blues scum, we all hate blues scum

We all hate blues scum, we all hate blues scum

We all hate blues scum, we all hate blues scum

etc.

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hello, everyone - i'm an American Chelsea supporter with much respect for Villa... while watching the match this weekend I thought of a chant that Villa supporters could sing for Gabriel Agbonlahor. I apologize if this had already been thought of, it seems like such a natural fit I'd be surprised if someone hadn't done it yet, but I saw that your chant message topic had 145 pages and I couldn't find myself slogging through that for the next 4 hours before posting this! If this chant had already been used, feel free to delete this post and again, sorry for the intrusion...

To the tune of "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" by Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson

To Gabriel Agbon-lahor

All he does is score and score

I'm glad he came along

I dedicate this song

To Gabriel Agbon-lahor

cheers all -

I like it! It's the slightly camp ones which crack me up.

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''Southgate's goin down, he's goin down, he;s goin down, he's goin...''

''A bigger club? You're havin a laugh! A bigger club? You're havin a laugh!''

''Always look on the bright side of life der der....''

''We'll never play here again''

and the obligatory '' We'll meet again....''

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hello, everyone - i'm an American Chelsea supporter with much respect for Villa... while watching the match this weekend I thought of a chant that Villa supporters could sing for Gabriel Agbonlahor. I apologize if this had already been thought of, it seems like such a natural fit I'd be surprised if someone hadn't done it yet, but I saw that your chant message topic had 145 pages and I couldn't find myself slogging through that for the next 4 hours before posting this! If this chant had already been used, feel free to delete this post and again, sorry for the intrusion...

To the tune of "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" by Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson

To Gabriel Agbon-lahor

All he does is score and score

I'm glad he came along

I dedicate this song

To Gabriel Agbon-lahor

cheers all -

I like it! It's the slightly camp ones which crack me up.

:D love this will ,try lower north, bound to get some funny looks as i have singing the full ashley song

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Tune: Halls of Montezuma (USMC Marching Song)

From the UEFA Cup Final,

To the relegation zone -

We will fight, fight, fight for the Boro,

Cos they cant fight on their own!

To hell with Gareth Souuuthgate,

To hell with Downing too (He's Shit!)

We will still be here, in 3 years -

When your playing in League 2.

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Any ideas for a chant for Petrov? He's our player of the season yet we never even sing his name.

I can't help thinking that Robert Palmer's 'Addicted To Love' kind of fits in with his name...'Might as well face it you're Stylian Petrov'

No? Maybe not then.

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