AndyM3000 Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 If you ask the cat nicely it will shit elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyC Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 i use my paintball gun to see off unwanted shit flickers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Have you ever seen what a .44 Magnum will do to a pussy? Now that you should see. What a .44 Magnum will do to a pussy that you should see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Thinking of getting some Jeyes Fluid down to help with this issue (and the increase of snails around the front of the house). Anyone used the stuff before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Thinking of getting some Jeyes Fluid down to help with this issue (and the increase of snails around the front of the house). Anyone used the stuff before? Yup - useful for delousing chicken sheds. Just don't expect much to grow where you put it down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 23, 2012 Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2012 Jeyes fluid is great stuff. Bit of a rinky-dink off it but it's good at what it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Was thinking, perhaps you should just mark out your own territory? You'd need to establish yourself as the top player in the local area, perhaps rough a couple of cats up, then proceed to mark out your perimeter with a good dose of p*ss up the fence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Good plan Shillzz, though I don't fancy my chances against the moggy from three doors down. Pwopah nawty pussy, he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Pwopah nawty pussy I can't decide whether I should be intimidated or aroused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Yup - useful for delousing chicken sheds. Farmer Eames strikes again. Front lawn is ultimately being turned into a driveway, so no worry on the plant-based carnage but muchos grassy-arse for the heads-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Farmer Eames strikes again. Front lawn is ultimately being turned into a driveway, so no worry on the plant-based carnage but muchos grassy-arse for the heads-up. Git orf moy laaaaaaand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 Operation: Chemical Warfare is now in effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I can wholly recommend the plastic bottles, half-filled with water. Since I put them round the back garden, there has not been a single shit uncovered. I only put them round the back of the house and the alleys up the sides as an experiment and the cats have been shitting elsewhere. My front garden. And all over nextdoor's drive. Not my problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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