Shillzz Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Maybe dont tell her, just make a point of choking on it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 My take would be; - Pube in mouth, keep schtum. Attached bits of toilet paper, keep schtum. A dirty arse, a subtle 'tut'. Tittie milk in mouth, I'd mention it. But politely. Never talk with your mouth full. What the **** do you mean by "a dirty arse"!? An anus with poo around it. Thanks for that... To be fair though, he has a point. I had a not so nice experience with spontaneous anal sex once. It wasn't as bad as you guys are thinking right now but oh man, the smell. There has to be some form of preparation beforehand is all I would say. Although I don't think a subtle 'tut' would really get the message across :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 You'd think she'd realise she was releasing breast milk though surely? Could she not feel it or maybe she's so lost in the moment that she doesn't notice perhaps? If your relationship is strong enough, there should be no harm in telling her really. Just make sure you do it in an understanding way to spare her as much embarassment as possible. It's not like it's going to make or break your relationship is it? There's other things you can do sexually to make sure you have a good time and over time the breast milk will stop being produced and you can go back to chowing down on those bad boys as much as you like. How long does it take? Her kid it 2 and a bit. I just had a quick google and there's no definitive answer. The things I found seemed to suggest that if you keep on breastfeeding your kid, you'll produce the milk, if you cut them off then the supply dries up but it really varies from woman to woman. I don't suppose you know if she still breast-feeds her kid do you? Other than that, I found something about how in some cases birth-control pills can make women produce breast-milk since it affects their hormones and stuff. All in all mate, if it bothers you that much, you need to tell her. It's all very well with people telling you to not say anything to spare her feelings but it's really not the sort of thing that breaks up a relationship. You'll both get over it, and if it turns out to be a dealbreaker you would have to question how close you two really were in the first place, surely? Let's put it this way. Women can be a whole lot crueler than guys can be, probably because we're a lot more rational and less-sensitive to certain things. If she had a problem with your member and she thought it was easily remedied, do you think she would tell you? I think most women would but obviously I don't know your partner. No she bottle feeds, she has the injection re contraception. What have you heard? I know you are right, but I don't want her to change her confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 My missus has hardly any feeling in her nipples which kind of sucks (lol). They get erect, but she doesn't get any pleasure from playing with them. I blame the nipple clamps and shit. Is that the silicone? :winkold: All natural baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 Send her too the villatalk relationship advice thread (which, I may add mods - should come with a warning ) - Im only 26 ya know Why does it need a warning? I have been drinking breast milk since I was born! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I can understand completely that you're in a tough spot and you want to spare her feelings. Only you know your girlfriend though. Do you really think in the long-term telling her this would affect your relationship and/or sex life? Going off my own experiences here, I've had a few embarassing moments, some my fault, some hers, but we got over them and it didn't ever affect us in the long-term. It's your call though, you know her best. Good luck anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well i think she's pregnant! Can you call it Cornelius if its a boy!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 My take would be; - Pube in mouth, keep schtum. Attached bits of toilet paper, keep schtum. A dirty arse, a subtle 'tut'. Tittie milk in mouth, I'd mention it. But politely. Never talk with your mouth full. What the **** do you mean by "a dirty arse"!? An anus with poo around it. Gotcha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well i think she's pregnant! Can you call it Cornelius if its a boy!? I'll call it Wiggy if its a girl! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 I can understand completely that you're in a tough spot and you want to spare her feelings. Only you know your girlfriend though. Do you really think in the long-term telling her this would affect your relationship and/or sex life? Going off my own experiences here, I've had a few embarassing moments, some my fault, some hers, but we got over them and it didn't ever affect us in the long-term. It's your call though, you know her best. Good luck anyway. Thanks Ginko your advice is good. I always wondered what it would be like if someone ran their life through advice on VT. Sort of like Danny Wallace doing 'Yes Man', but with you twisted feckers instead! Any volunteers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well i think she's pregnant! Can you call it Cornelius if its a boy!? I'll call it Wiggy if its a girl! :winkold: Wiggy & Cornelius...imagine that!!! I'm hoping you have twins now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well i think she's pregnant! Can you call it Cornelius if its a boy!? I'll call it Wiggy if its a girl! :winkold: Wiggy & Cornelius...imagine that!!! I'm hoping you have twins now!!! Sounds like the replacement act for Bert and Ernie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Maybe we should have a poll, put up some popular VT members as candidates and then vote to see who should have their life ran by the VT populous. I vote Cule4life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Well i think she's pregnant! Can you call it Cornelius if its a boy!? I'll call it Wiggy if its a girl! :winkold: Wiggy & Cornelius...imagine that!!! I'm hoping you have twins now!!! Sounds like the replacement act for Bert and Ernie. Dante!!! Have some respect...thats Ad's future kids your talking about!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I can understand completely that you're in a tough spot and you want to spare her feelings. Only you know your girlfriend though. Do you really think in the long-term telling her this would affect your relationship and/or sex life? Going off my own experiences here, I've had a few embarassing moments, some my fault, some hers, but we got over them and it didn't ever affect us in the long-term. It's your call though, you know her best. Good luck anyway. Thanks Ginko your advice is good. I always wondered what it would be like if someone ran their life through advice on VT. Sort of like Danny Wallace doing 'Yes Man', but with you twisted feckers instead! Any volunteers? Is she still feeling Ads? It can take up to two years after she finished feeding for milk production to stop. Mrs E is still lactating like a champion having stopped feeding 3 months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wiggyrichard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Pic FAIL!!! EDIT - Pic WIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I can understand completely that you're in a tough spot and you want to spare her feelings. Only you know your girlfriend though. Do you really think in the long-term telling her this would affect your relationship and/or sex life? Going off my own experiences here, I've had a few embarassing moments, some my fault, some hers, but we got over them and it didn't ever affect us in the long-term. It's your call though, you know her best. Good luck anyway. Thanks Ginko your advice is good. I always wondered what it would be like if someone ran their life through advice on VT. Sort of like Danny Wallace doing 'Yes Man', but with you twisted feckers instead! Any volunteers? Is she still feeling Ads? It can take up to two years after she finished feeding for milk production to stop. Mrs E is still lactating like a champion having stopped feeding 3 months ago. Surely if Ad is suckling on her nips like a newborn, she's just going to continue producing milk!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted March 15, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 15, 2012 Pic FAIL!!! Yeah, is it just me or are pic-hosting services getting worse. I went through 5 of em to get that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Pic FAIL!!! Yeah, is it just me or are pic-hosting services getting worse. I went through 5 of em to get that up Use Tinypic, works great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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