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Gone: Downing shows real loyalty to us


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great news :D

as for his song pinch the suarez song, everyone will be singing it eventually

"and i just cant seem to get enough downing de de de der der der de de repeat lol stewarrrrt downing

when hes running down the left or running down the right i just cant get enough i just cant get enough

when he scores and the holte goes wild i just cant seem to get enough downing der der der de de der der der stewarrrrt downing"

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OTS of James Milner, there was a period where I thought he was/would become the best player the club had seen since Mcgrath. I dont think we can replace him man-for-man and I dont think we should try to replace him either. Much like United without Ronaldo, best practice would be to concentrate on the overall synergy of the team rather than trying to replace a player as outstanding as Milner was.

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So it looks like we've stopped the rot of losing our best player each season.

Or we've just convinced everyone that Young is our best player.

(How long can we keep the secret about Salifou?!)

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as for his song pinch the suarez song, everyone will be singing it eventually

I'd prefer an homage to that true musical great, Ini Kamoze:

Naa, na-na-na-naa, na-na-na-naa, na-na-naa na-na-naa.

Na-na-na-naa (kick it)...

Downing; da wing-master, (Murderer!)

him no lyrical gangster. (Murderer!)

Pick up the ball 'n' he run past ya. (Murderer!)

We love him like that. (Murderer!)

No, no, he won't die.

Yes, down wings; he fly.

Anyone test will hear the Holte Enders sing.

DJ Fantastico

him know what yo' don't know.

Touch the ball and go; uh-oh!

Ch-ch-chang-chang...

Downing; da wing-master, (Murderer!)

him no lyrical gangster. (Murderer!)

Excuse me, you defender. (Murderer!)

We love him like that. (Murderer!)

Extraordinary,

juice like To-ny Daley;

pace to burn baby, all of the time.

Cut to cross; shazam!

In the goal, he slam!

He juggle the ball, I say every time.

Downing; da wing-master, (Murderer!)

him no lyrical gangster. (Murderer!)

Dial emergency number! (Murderer!)

We love him like that. (Murderer!)

Runs like a jackrabbit

finish in front of it.

On the night he play, that's it; understand.

Him the daddy of the mack daddy.

His left peg's gold, baby.

Ain't no homey gonna stop him, top celebrity man.

Downing; da wing-master, (Murderer!)

him no lyrical gangster. (Murderer!)

Him piss all over Lee Bowyer. (Murderer!)

We love him like that. (Murderer!)

Downing; da wing-master!

Him no lyrical gangster!

And your goal it be in danger!

We love him like that!

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What about a bit of Human League - Don't you want me?

A better lyricist than I could do something with verses.

Maybe something like:

You were playing on the left wing for Middlesbroooooooough...

Before you came here...

We picked you out, we shook you up and turned you arouuuund

Turned you into someone new

or shorten it just before the chorus:

Stew... Stewart Downing,

You know we love it whether you play on the left or riiiiiight

Stew... Stewart Downing,

Running past defenders until you are out of siiiiight.

Now cross it out from wide,

And hold on for the ride,

We're gonna score a goal and make the Holte End go mad...

Oh we love you DOW-ning!

Oh we love you... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh we love you DOW-ning!

Oh we love you... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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I pass the time with a heady diet of kung-fu and masturbation.

Ah how strange... I'm all about the Ninjutsu and auto-erotic asphyxiation. You know what I love? Coming on here with my Villa brothers and finding out we have lots more in common than we think.

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What about a bit of Human League - Don't you want me?

A better lyricist than I could do something with verses.

Maybe something like:

You were playing on the left wing for Middlesbroooooooough...

Before you came here...

We picked you out, we shook you up and turned you arouuuund

Turned you into someone new

or shorten it just before the chorus:

Stew... Stewart Downing,

You know we love it whether you play on the left or riiiiiight

Stew... Stewart Downing,

Running past defenders until you are out of siiiiight.

Now cross it out from wide,

And hold on for the ride,

We're gonna score a goal and make the Holte End go mad...

Oh we love you DOW-ning!

Oh we love you... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh we love you DOW-ning!

Oh we love you... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I like that....3 gold stars.

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“I know it’s been a disappointing season, but I can see the bigger picture.”

“I’m enjoying my stay here. I’ve enjoyed it since the first day I came. It’s a terrific football club. It’s fantastic they want me."

“The important thing in football is, if you’re happy, then why change it?"

“Half of it’s not even true, it’s just speculation. Obviously if you have a good season you get linked. But I’m happy here. "

Why cant more footballers have this attitude?

Fantastic mr Downing, a real throwback to the days where players seemed to appreciate where they are!

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Sometimes I like to combine all three by karate-chop-typing my posts with a hand full of jism and a smile on my face.

Gareth you sicken and disgust me, how can you use open hand combat on an inanimate and defenseless machine?

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