Phumfeinz Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Free porn, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWeedMcGrass Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I **** hate kids too. Smelly, mouthy little c**ts. Ditto. A good reason to never get married. Little rascals. hardcore painkillers May I know what those 'hardcore' painkillers are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 As Dylan Moran put it, a child is just someone else who wants instant gratification, as far as men are concerned children are competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWeedMcGrass Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 They are especially bad in the 3-7 year range. You cannot reason with them , you cannot get tough with them , there is no point in being nice with them, they'll get exactly what they wanted in the first place and blow your **** head off while doing it. I absolutely detest parents who fail to teach their kids basic manners , like NOT touching expensive stuff while at someone else's house. Some actually go ahead and defend these little delinquents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 My 3 year old cousin screwing around with my aquarium is making me really nervous . He has taken a liking to thumping the surface of the aquarium with his tiny fists and my fish are getting startled. I just cannot stand kids. My mum deserves a medal for putting up with me for so long. Force the little bastard to watch Jaws and tell him that if he keeps it up then the little fish are going to have a word with their big fish buddies and the next time he's anywhere near water he will be eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I like kids personally. I want a little black kid, there so cool, then leave him when he gets to 14/15 and is bigger and stronger than me. Although don't think it works like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I like kids personally. I want a little black kid You sound like Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 not usually too keen on blondes, but teresa in 'ollyoaks would get it right in the bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Of course I am joking, but I do like kids. However, i'm not one for the "awwww cute business" but went to Barbados last summer and played some cricket on a school pitch and they was all watching, about aged 4-8 and they were all so cool and happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 3, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2010 Other peoples' kids, I agree. Different when you have your own. I agree about teaching them manners though. Ours were pretty easy to control, perhaps because they were girls. Reading stories to them when they were little was one of my most enjoyable experiences ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 My kids were all well behaved. That's because I THREATENED to beat them if they didn't and that seemed to work :-). Didn't actually have to whack them apart from the odd clip round the ear. In fact my 18 year old lad has never even been in a fight......by that age I'd handed out and recieved an equal amount of shoeings, glad they didnt take after me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Never been in a fight by 18? Impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Never been in a fight by 18? Impressive. I suppose the fact that he's 6 foot 3 and works out might have had a bearing on that :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 3, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2010 Even I got in a few fights, and as I said in the "Before the Internet" thread, I was a total nerd. My dad taught me to stand up to bullies (and in those days they didn't carry knives and guns). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Good parenting Rob. I'm just under 3 months away from achieving the same feat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Aye, don't think i know anyone who hasn't been in a fight. Even the ladies! Probs the environment i live in, but like the dude in fight club said you don't know anything about yourself until you get in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Good parenting Rob. I'm just under 3 months away from achieving the same feat. Thank ye All 3 of mine went through school pretty much problem free, unfortunately oldest daughter dropped out of 6th form and is a bit of a recluse. Lads are doing OK though, oldest just got his driving license and first job after graduating Xenos Academy, the one who comes with me to the footy is a maths whizz and top of his class. I attribute that to the cider I let him partake of ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 3, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2010 the one who comes with me to the footy is a maths whizz and top of his class. I attribute that to the cider I let him partake of ;-)You could be onto something there Rob. I was weaned on Guinness. And I'm not speaking figuratively. Apparently I was a crying brat of a baby who wouldn't settle, and my mom was at her wit's end with lack of sleep, on the verge of chucking me out of a third floor window. She had a bottle of Guinness in the house and in desperation gave me a medicine glass full. We both got a good night's kip, and she was then panicking and guilty so asked the GP if it was dangerous, and he said "Naw, not in small quantities. If it works, use it". Consequently I always had small amounts of booze as I grew up, never went through that stage of having to pretend I liked beer like my mates did. I really did like it. But it also meant it was no big deal, and I never really felt the need to overdo it and get stupidly shitfaced. Not say I've never done that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I agree Mike, booze for kids in moderation is the way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 I suppose the fact that he's 6 foot 3 and works out might have had a bearing on that :-) Can I have his number? 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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