The_Rev Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner's facial markings are not acne, they are scars from heading the laces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner is known for running through brick walls.......if only he knew how to operate a door-knob...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantastic9 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner lives in a barrage balloon, marouned somewhere over the pennines, living on nothing but rations left over from all the wars he has fought in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted February 2, 2009 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner arrived at Bodymoor Heath at 6am this morning, stripped to his grey y-fronts, fibreglass socks and ill-fitting hobnail boots and proceeded to clear snow from the entire training ground using only a teaspoon with a broken handle. He had finished by 7.30 and, not wanting his hard work to go to waste, began running furiously back and forth across the turf to prevent any further snow disruption ahead of the arrival of his teammates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantastic9 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner arrived at Bodymoor Heath at 6am this morning, stripped to his grey y-fronts, fibreglass socks and ill-fitting hobnail boots and proceeded to clear snow from the entire training ground using only a teaspoon with a broken handle. He had finished by 7.30 and, not wanting his hard work to go to waste, began running furiously back and forth across the turf to prevent any further snow disruption ahead of the arrival of his teammates. You forgot to mention that in his hobnail boots he had found a cure for thawing out the ground...marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronk-villa Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner's Favourite food is powdered egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Those boots once belonged to Dead Shot Keane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 it isnt snowing. James is just shaking his hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronk-villa Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 going off topis ever so slightly......but it's snowing proper snow over here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Just stealing from Chuck Norris facts...: Scientists have calculated the energy created at the Big Bang and the creation of the universe to be precisely 1JMFKS. (One James Milner Free Kick Stike) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_The_Villan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Ive heard James earns a few extra shillings by cleaning chimneys for neighbours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born-Not-Made Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner lost both his legs to an anti-personnel mine in the second world war. He had two right legs sown back on, hence his ability to use both feet equally well. Your wrong, it was the 1st World War You're correct. He lost his arms in the second world war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tismyk Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner lost both his legs to an anti-personnel mine in the second world war. He had two right legs sown back on, hence his ability to use both feet equally well. Your wrong, it was the 1st World War You're correct. He lost his arms in the second world war. James Milner is very careless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 james milner - the movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieran84 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 When James milner signed he walked from newcastle to bodymoore heath bare foot wearing a hard hat with a torch on it in order to "get in t zone" for his medical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Rumour up North is that James Milner is the secret illegitimate love child of Vera Duckworth and Fred Dibbnah, assisted Adolf Hitler in finetuning the intricacies of 'lebensraum' and is credited with initiating the widespread use of the word 'owt'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippertheeyechild Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner CAN remember when all this was nowt but fields! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little_Brian Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner's great-grandson was Nobby Styles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 We need a James Milner song to the Dad's Army theme tune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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