wif Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner sometimes logs on to VillaTalk and posts off-topic comments using the alias "JonathanFear" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 To the drug barrons of Turkmenistan, James Milner is simply known as 'Feathers' Also, the Belgians consider James Milner to be a nuclear threat. And he doesn't understand cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 How the hell has this escaped the dreaded lock??? But for what its worth, the Americans are full of shit and it was actually James Milner who first set foot on the moon, not that Armstrong fella. He also invented the Slush Puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Is he courting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenjos Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner is the Stig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Those boots once belonged to Dead Shot Keane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James is the only person ever to survive a chuck norris round house kick to the face.......and it was himself that landed that plane in the river in new york while eating a BRAWN sarni and drinking ale while playing street fighter 2 turbo...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wif Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James became the 8th Earl of Rotherham after his father was declared missing presumed deceased in November 1996, but he chose not to use the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner’s maternal grandfather was Lee Harvey Oswald while television presenter Cat Deeley is his third cousin twice removed on his father’s side of the family. Other members of the extended Milner clan include Cherie Blair’s half-sister Lauren Booth, the Swedish actor Max von Sydow, veteran actress Molly Sugden, newsreader Huw Edwards, former Wales Rugby captain Gareth Edwards, stuttering pop star Gareth Gates, one of the Proclaimers, TV host Vernon Kay and former Goodie Tim Brooke-Taylor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sefofana Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 lol please keep this tread going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 I was going to photoshop James Milners head onto that of a soldier but in fact when I searched Google images for pictures of a soldierthe second result on Google images was in fact James Milner as a soldier: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 james milner doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 2, 2009 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner as a young child actually attended the first boy scout camp on Brownsea Island and subsequently suggested to Baden-Powell that perhaps if could lead to bigger things thereby instigating the concept of the boy scout movement. As stated earlier in this thread as a young boy "Tiny Jim" as they called him was lame. In fact one Christmas literally at deaths door, when his fathers employer (formerly a miserly old sod known to say Bah Humbug rather a lot) suddenly changed and generously paid for James' cruciate ligament operation. After that it was always said of him that he knew how to keep Christmas well if any man alive possessed the knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ads Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner invented the rich tea biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner was expelled from Eton before going on to a successful career in the Royal Navy. He now travels the world working for a little-known company called Universal Exports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner directed the notorious blue movie, Animal Farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner once had a torrid affair with Norah Batty james Milner invented the sayings "Cheap as chips" and "where there's muck there's brass" james Milner wrote the lyrics to "Ilkley Moor" James Milner owns 32 ferrets and 256 racing pigeons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner was once charged with attempting to steal one of those pens on a chain from the HSBC bank in Sutton Coldfield. However, he left the court without a stain on his character after Jack Klugman, an expert on chained pens, proved that Milner could not be guilty as the alleged crime could not possibly have taken place on Shrove Tuesday as claimed by the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agogo Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner wrote the music and conducted the orchestra in the film 'Brassed Off' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roger_moore Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 James Milner is Bill Werbenjek's love child - he also can fart, catch it and sew a button hole in it- amazing..and he has a blue peter badge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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