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Xann

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I got a barmaid from St Helens in the back of my Vauxhall Viva

She had massive melons and I wanted to bang her beaver

She had real bad breath and a dose of the pox

I ripped off her bags and her sweaty socks and rattled my potatoes against her dirtbox

Spread your legs and get your knickers down

I'm god's gift to women in this **** town

She said I was good looking, and looked a bit like George Michael

But she didn't want a ****, she was on her menstrual cycle,

So I gave her a lift down to Sandbach, she was after some grub, she was on the cadge

I got some meat and stuffed it up her vadge

Spread your legs and don't make a sound,

I'm god's gift to women in this **** town

It was a messy job, but I kept my shirt on,

It was a penny round collar, I got it from Burton's

I got a good taste of her Bird's Eye beef curtains

Lovely lyrics there.

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