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Week 12 - The West Win


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The Curse of Vanilla Ice

There are any number of explanations for the Texans' nine-game losing streak. The last defeat came courtesy of NFL doormats, the Jacksonville Jaguars, a hapless bunch that came into Houston Sunday to earn just their second win.

(Funny story: the Texans have two wins this season, too.)

Even before the Jaguars game, the Texans were willing to do anything to change their luck. On Thursday, running back Ben Tate suggested this:

Ben Tate "Bring back Vanilla Ice." Texans haven't won since he performed at halftime of Tenn game. -- @McClain_on_NFL

Vanilla Ice performed at halftime of the Texans' Week 2 game against the Titans. Houston trailed 10-7 going into the break but were no doubt inspired by Ice's performance and went on to win, 30-24. In the nine games since, it's been some of the worst football you'll ever see and Sunday's loss to Jacksonville was the turd on top of the ice cream sundae.

So, Texans, bring back Robert Van Winkle. Bring him back now. Because, really, it comes down to this: Do you want Ice, Ice Baby or Ice up, Son?

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I have said it before but there is nothing funnier than seeing a fat tackle run back a strip fumble.

Agreed apart from when they get a pick 6!  Shaun Rodgers when at the Lions comes to mind!

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