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  1. MCU

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    There is no non-stalky way to do that. If you want to add her, go back to the bar, and ask her for her facebook. Anything else is just going to come across has huge creep. You might get away with it if you're good looking, but even then she'll still think you're a weirdo. Just use the old "come up on suggested friends and thought I recognised the picture" line.... Although if you private message her 30 times and she doesn't respond...it's probably time to walk away... Could do. We have 2 mutual friends. Problem is TheDon is right, would be too creepy.
  2. Don't start this balls again, the last thread didn't get locked for nothing. Save yourselves the trouble and enjoy the the man we have. Talking of which - true facts: Darren Bent built the hospital he was born in. He built Rome in a day. He created God. He told DFS to have a sale. He's yet to tell them to stop. Windows 7 was Darren Bent's idea. He once gave an uppercut to a donkey, it was on this day that the giraffe came into existence. MC Hammer can't touch Darren Bent. When he works out, the machines get stronger. He gave the Royal Family the day off for his wedding. Bent ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. He also shagged John Terry's wife, and John Terry will still shake his hand. He can smell what The Rock is cookin'. And in Cool Runnings it was Darren Bent who Junior Bevil noticed in the mirror.
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    Nah mate a little steadier my arse - why do people even say that? Once I had the one that was it then. Jesus, had about 3 hours sleep and I'm still feeling wide awake. Also, we went to this 1 bar and this barmaid (who's 17) asked to see my ID so I showed it her then she gave it back. Afterwards she wanted to see my friends ID then turned to her boss and said 'where's the year on this?'. Then she forgot to charge my other mate for his drink because we were too busy distracting her. She was really nice though... thank f*&^ for Facebook. In the non-stalkiest, nicest way possible I'm going to add her. Pretty sure I know her name... Ah I see! Anyway, what you doing up this early? You're clogging up my TWITTER FEED.
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    Nah mate a little steadier my arse - why do people even say that? Once I had the one that was it then. Jesus, had about 3 hours sleep and I'm still feeling wide awake. Also, we went to this 1 bar and this barmaid (who's 17) asked to see my ID so I showed it her then she gave it back. Afterwards she wanted to see my friends ID then turned to her boss and said 'where's the year on this?'. Then she forgot to charge my other mate for his drink because we were too busy distracting her. She was really nice though... thank f*&^ for Facebook. In the non-stalkiest, nicest way possible I'm going to add her. Pretty sure I know her name...
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    Just wandering... I usually drink Cider when I go out but need to take it a little steadier tonight. Is Fosters good?
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    Probably because you've never taken one. :winkold: I didn't take one last night, I wish I had now, 2 of them were woefully off target and another play just passed it to the keeper almost. I've taken in total, 54. 50 with right foot, 4 with left. All scored, no misses, most in the bottom corners. About 12 have been near the keepers hands. I used to be very proud of my pen taking, my FK taking is shocking, Well DFKs anyway. I can't quite believe you know how many you've taken and why you'd take any with a weaker foot. Oh and competitive or non competitive? There was no goalkeeper.
  7. What an abandoned thread. Had enough of RIFT in the end and wanted this back pretty bad so did. Started a warrior last week, got him at 44 right now (probably the worst part of levelling).
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    I'm only joking with him... or am I.
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    In the back garden? Ok mate.
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    Start playing football I have football, then think going to mates to game as back from Uni. Finally! I wish I could but the lads I used to hang around with at school don't particular like it. And no they aren't gay! Just more into electronics/cars etc. :? Sucks.
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    rjw doesn't like you.
  12. MCU

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    What's everybody doing today? I do nothing, I never do anything anymore. My friends must be sick of me...
  13. Wierdo's that get about 9000 posts in about 9 months. Get a life or what!
  14. Got mine in the end. Didn't want to risk waiting just to buy on the website. Roll on...
  15. Thanks Stato. According to that page the availability is still 'good'. Do you reckon it'll sell out straight away to ST holders on Thursday? I have a friend who said he'd like to come. He's been to no away games though...
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    Seeing as nobody actually did name it; Drayton Manor. Love it. That Haunted House **** me up though.
  17. friedel was worse also, i can't wait until he retires, he's the worst keeper in the league by a country mile Wouldn't say he was the worst but I do agree. It's obvious to see he isn't the keeper he was and we definitely need somebody new. Also, how many penalties has he saved playing for us?
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    27 thousand **** posts and you hadn't seen that? You can't quite be on here 24/7 then...
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    Why can't I upload pics anymore? I copy the image url and put it between the tags but it don't show...
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    Hope he has a speedy recovery mate!
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