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villahero

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  1. i watched Wayne Rooney during the world cup and shouted at the tv " Rooney you useless ****, you couldn't score in a brothel "....how stupid do i feel now eh ?
  2. Bears batting this season has been absolutely disgusting
  3. lead singer was taggarts brother wasn't he ?
  4. Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 & 8
  5. The ' best before ' date on a packet of crisps is always a Saturday
  6. I felt shit this morning.... The toilet paper ripped
  7. Hi Gen Just to add to the whole shirt release fiasco, i posted a comment your thread 12 months ago about how disappointed i was that the shirt was being released late as i like to buy one for my holidays and so i see nothing has changed. I've just returned from one holiday and i'm due to go away again at the end of August and i still won't be able to wear this season's top. The club really have lost an awful amount of possible sales because of this . It's sad.
  8. Where's my joke gone ?... The thread says " enter at own risk " and theres jokes on here about dead babies yet mine gets deleted and it was only about a shaved Vag !!!
  9. ' Greggs 'the bakers have invented a spicy new snack...It has a touch of ginger, is thick and meaty and blows your head off....it's called the ' sausage raoul '
  10. The Nigerian goalkeeper has promised to refund any supporter that went to the world cup in South Africa..............all he needs is your address and bank details
  11. why have they left the star off ?
  12. Have you been with Raoul Moat ?
  13. i was gonna buy one of them rifles but apparently some ginger geordie had just bought the last one...****
  14. Why are Wood pigeon's so **** fat ?....there's one that sits on my chimney at 5 'o clock in the morning and starts cooing very loudly...he's obviously too fat to move as he just watches as pebbles whizz past his face...i'll catch the **** one day
  15. I watched some irritating **** last night ' Lee Nelson ' i think it was called. What a pile of shite..As funny as being tazered in the knackers. Stay clear for your own sanity.
  16. And i don't think much of your watch
  17. What's the difference between Emile Heskey and Harvey Price ?..... No, seriously, what is the difference ?
  18. Does a Mr Kipling apple pie count as 1 of your 5 a day ?
  19. the statue of Josiah Mason on the island at Chester rd / Orphanage rd is looking the best it's ever been........England bib and a lovely bobble hat to go with it
  20. did he show off and do it with his teeth ?
  21. i hope not the one in the bottom left hand corner giving a blow job
  22. yeah, to do with Bacon intollerence
  23. i think they are tiny people living in Bacari Sagna's hair
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