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Fair play to the bloke from the scum Asking CW/PV if they’d recommend driving a 60 mile round trip to test eyesight! edit: they blanked it!

Total shutdown. Won’t be long now....

Blimey, LK has gone in with a Cummings question and Johnson has stopped Vallance/Whitty from answering! Peston having a go now....

Getting the feeling that Vallance isn’t too sure about the easing of the lockdown restrictions.....

@rjw63 right now

It makes me feel sad for little Woody, he’s out there trying his best, but it’s like watching an annoying little brother trying to play with his older one!

Apple News Notifications. They never open the actual article you swipe?!?! Feckin pointless.

I think it would take me days to get over a monumental disappointment like that. Closest I’ve come was spying a pack of juicy sossidges in the fridge, only to realise that on closer inspection, they were low fat Turkey ones. You’re in my thoughts #PrayForPaddywhack

Since I got my pup, I’ve been trying to get him out there as much as possible and socialising as best we can. There are some great dogs about, but there is one in particular called ‘Jasper’, who is just amazing. Not sure what he is, he looks like a springer spaniel, but is really thick set and chunky. Anyway, whenever we see him in the park he bounds over, thuds his body into my leg and demands a fuss. Within seconds he’s on his back for a tummy rub, it’s proper ace. The funny thing is, watching my little pup try and play with him - Jasper has no interest in him at all, he just wants fusses from humans. Dogs are amazing.

It boiled my piss to be honest, but my Mrs thought it was good. It’s a 3rd rate ITV drama IMO.

Fashion related. As I’ve confessed before, I am a full on brand w***er when it comes to clobber, so imagine how pathetically excited I was about these bad boys yesterday.... Yes, I ordered 2 packs and yes I am a complete word removed cheered me up though

Manual labour will get you fit, ripped and it’s good for the soul. I feel for your hamstrings though, they are gonna be f****d!

I lost around 2st from May-Sept and kept it all off through the winter. loads of new clobber, including a shed load brought at the start of the lockdown. I’ve put over 1st back on in the past few weeks and now I’m struggling as I got rid of all my fat man clothes. Back to running and no carbs again for me. Two runs down so far and they have nearly killed me.

Yep, take out the war mongering (difficult to do, I know) and he was an excellent PM and Labour from 97-08 were an excellent government IMO. I can only speak from personal experience, but prior to Labour coming to power in ‘97, I remember my Dad having a really tough few years at work. Redundancies and lack of opportunity mainly. A year after Labour came to power, I was just entering the working world and from there both me and my dad had a decade of consistent work and opportunities to advance. I personally went from a salary of £11k in ‘98 to earning over £80k in ‘08 When the blue team managed to convince the country that Labour had somehow managed to crash the housing market in the US and cause a global recession, I knew things were gong to go Pete Tong. Dad was out of work again by 2012, never got back to where he was and ended up being pensioned off with a crappy private payout and he’s struggled ever since. I myself earn less now than I did over a decade ago, despite being promoted during that time. As time has gone by that decade has been completely re-written and all you ever hear about is Iraq and Brown selling the gold off. My personal opinions is, the time people started believing Cameron and his laminated ‘there’s no money left’ note, was the start of people ignoring facts/evidence and believing more in slogans and bullshit

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-52805828

I agree. The ‘Game Changer’ is always going to be a drug that prevents the need for hospitalisation. Obviously, having a drug that can stop seriously ill people from dying is important too, but it’s far better if we can find something that stops it getting to that stage in the first place. If they can find a combo that works by the end of the summer, then it’s pretty much a clear route out and we can be less concerned about the 2nd wave. Fingers crossed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-52801858 This bit sounds quite hopeful.....

You can only book a 2 ball, but 2 other friends just happened to miraculously book the tee-time right after ours All very socially distanced I might add and the beauty of my golf game is, I’m rarely near anybody else on the course!

Played 9 holes of golf with some pals earlier. For a couple of blissful hours everything felt almost normal, it was like being in a bubble away from it all. Had great laugh and it’s hard to explain, but for the first time since lockdown I felt alive again. Finished off with a cold beer in the car park too. It was ace.

I’m not really a cat guy, but man that just got me and I’ve had to go and give the dog a cuddle. Hope you’re ok mate. Heartbreaking

Bullseye BBQ sauce is good. Original, New York and Brown sugar varieties are all very nice.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-52754280

Lettuce kebab and a Root Beer.