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Did a test as part of a company training programme about 10 years ago. Everyone was suprised that I showed to be an introvert. Mind you I did what most people did and answered the way I thought they wanted me to. Truth is I think it depends on the circumstances ie who your with, where you are and whats happening in your life at the time.

Was in Malta recently and used the hotel gym 3 times whilst there. I had intended to do 3 miles on the treadmill which is my normal distance every other day. After 1.5 miles I had to stop as it felt like my chest was going to explode. I found the cross trainer much easier on the lungs for some reason.

Finished Tom Sharp's The Midden last night. Not a patch on the Wilt escapades or blot on the landscape but would probably make a half decent TV comedy.

Hendrix

Is Cueller related to Martin Keown?

I've said it before they should realy consider ground sharing with Wasall at the Bescott. Maybe then they'll get close to a full house.

Elephants can't sweat.

Yarwood. He could be any one of them.

This pretty much Like wise

Saw them at the NEC in April. Hadn't seen them since Bon Scot died (showing my age) For those about to rock. You'll love it.

I can't find hats that suit me

Had to take up running when the missus caught me putting cream on my nipples and scrote. Told her it was to stop rashes. :winkold:

I run between 3 and 5 miles 4 times a week. Traedmill in the garage with Led Zep or something else really loud as it makes you want to run faster.

Why are Oasis playing again.

A guy walks into a pub to find it completely empty apart from the barman. He orders a pint which the barman serves along with a bowl of peanuts. The barman tells the guy he has to go to the cellar and will be back in about 5 minutes. Once alone he starts to down his pint when he hears a voice say " my god your handsome" he looks around but the pub is still empty. After a couple of minutes he needs a piss so heads to the gents. while relieving himself he hears another voice say "You're a fukin half wit". Again the guy looks around but again finds himself alone. When he returns to the bar the barman re-appears and the guy tells him what has happened. "oh dont worry" he says "The nuts were complimentry but the jonny machines out of order.

A rich bloke from Barnsley goes to the jewellers "can tha mek us a gold statue o mi dog" Jeweller asks "duz tha want it 18 carat" "no chewin a bone yer daft word removed"

I went to the nurse for my annual check up this morning. She said "I think you should stop masturbating" "why"? I asked. She said "cause I'm trying to **** examine you"

Apparently SHA have contracted a rare cross virus of swine flu and pig flu which prevents them from winning any trophies. It's called pigs might **** fly flu>

On holiday. I asked the barman if he sold shorts.

Yeah, should be wearing boxers. Those gungas look like a feminine pad. :shock: